I'm so excited ... a toy!!

[Burning Desire]

OMG ... I can't wait to try it out!! I'm wet and horny just thinking about it!

Today, thanks to this board ... I'm going to get my new toy!! Or should I say "a toy" ...

I've never used a vibrator before .. and since, having four children and a hubby who's never home, it kind of makes it a bit difficult to cheat, even if I want to .... so I'm stuck with porn videos and erotic stories ... ok, and phone sex once or twice ... no big deal ... I'm just trying to have a little bit of fun!

so today, I'm getting My "Rabbit" ...

Somewhere on here .. somebody mentioned it! Last time I was in the video extra store, there were alot of guys hanging around the vibrator section, so I didn't venture over ... today I will ... because I called first ... I'll just go in there and ask the girl at the counter to get it for me! The wireless one!


I've never owned or used a vibrator ....

and

does anybody want to help name my new bunny??


jubei? darkside? patsfan? ... cum on guys ... help a girl out!

 

[gsxr1000]

Buford Goldstein.................that's a good name for a vibrator.


A redneck Jew.

 

[theoldguy]

Woohoo !!!
You'll luv it when he burrows into his hole

Ya might wanna pick up some lube while you're there, just in case. My gf uses it when she's alone and just wants to get off quickly with the vib.

 

[jubei]

Well, its really up to you, but if you want to cum for minutes at a time name it jubie. You can thank me later.

 

[drgoodbody]

Well...

I guess I'm happy for you, but every time I hear a woman talk about using a vibe because her sex life sucks, it just makes me a little bit sad. Guess I hate to hear about all that good pussy going to waste on some inanimate object. Oh well, I suppose it beats celibacy...

DrG

 

[Burning Desire]

Re: Well...

I guess I'm happy for you, but every time I hear a woman talk about using a vibe because her sex life sucks, it just makes me a little bit sad. Guess I hate to hear about all that good pussy going to waste on some inanimate object. Oh well, I suppose it beats celibacy...

DrG

Well, honey ... I never DID say that my sex life sucks ...

you might just say I'm a bit overactive ... or maybe hyper-active ... or maybe just a nympho that likes to think about sex alot ... and it's hard to have a hot wet pussy all the time and no one around to take care of it when she needs it! Maybe it's that "women in their thirties thing .. who knows!

 

[Frackal]

qwerty

 

[Burning Desire]

Oh yes!

Well, its really up to you, but if you want to cum for minutes at a time name it jubie. You can thank me later.

Well ... give me some details honey .. and maybe I can work up a good visual .. jubie is a cute name!

 

[Burning Desire]

got it ...

I got him ... and he's blue ... I was thinking ... "little blue boy cum blow my horn!!"

I can't wait to try him out ... but it'll have to wait .. hubby's home tonight!

 

[drgoodbody]

well...

BD - I was just basing my statements on another post you made:

click me

where you state how self-centered, etc. your husband is. Sorry, if I misinterpreted what you wrote... seemed fairly self evident to me.

Later babe

DrG

PS: and if ya need it that bad, why not hit up a horny brother on this board?!