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If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what would you want to do with them?? etc??

samoth said:
What the fuck?!?!



:cow:

I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.

LOL



:cow:
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
I roll a 3 Dice 8, and cast magical missle, I roll a 20 and it blows a hole through your insides, you fall to the ground screaming out stefka's name. As I vow her death with be painful and without mercy.
Do not bring me into this nerd-fest.
I am scared.
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

needtogetaas said:
I would go bow hunting with samoth. He could teach me well we sit and wait for dear.

Oh, hell no. None of that tree stand sitting and waiting crap. We're going to the middle of fucking nowhere and stalking/still hunting.

I'll never be caught in a tree stand.

I'd probably starve, but I'd still refuse to, lol.



:cow:
 
Can I sig this? I have it copied to a text file for whenever I need a laugh.

samoth said:
Samoth: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

Stefka: Aight.

Samoth: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

Stefka: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Samoth.

Samoth: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Stefka: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Samoth: Me too baby.

Stefka: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Samoth: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Stefka: Hey...

Samoth: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

Stefka: Funny I still don't see it.

Samoth: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

Stefka: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Samoth: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Samoth: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Stefka: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Samoth: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Samoth: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Samoth: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Samoth: Baby?



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Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

samoth said:
I'll never be caught in a tree stand.

I
I look at those and think what hobby is this?
put me in a nightclub
 
Re: If you could Meaat up with some bro or broette's on EF who would it be and what w

samoth said:
Oh, hell no. None of that tree stand sitting and waiting crap. We're going to the middle of fucking nowhere and stalking/still hunting.

I'll never be caught in a tree stand.

I'd probably starve, but I'd still refuse to, lol.



:cow:
You wont tree stand bro? Hell I will stalk to but tree stand is fun if you bring things to do.

I feel stalking is best when you have a dog to help.
 
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