I shoot blanks now and have been doing so for year or more.

[wootoom]

You waste of skin...I wish you and your family a very fucking Christmas!

 

[needtogetaas]

wtf, i thought plank was the boss

fucken plank ain't shit....I let you guys have your fun over here and always will but never forget who's in charge around this bitch..The whole band together and fight the power shit don't work with me ether Ill Take all your fucking E-lives away and not even think twice about it...Its simple just stay off my Radar and don't fuck with the money makers around here. Thats it

 

[needtogetaas]

I didn't get dick

And you Ain't never had pussy

 

[needtogetaas]

Grins and nods head in recognition of 2001

Whiskey

Excuse me!! wheres my recognition pig fucker?

 

[needtogetaas]

The ultimate k crime. Feel shame

Hey guys have we figured out if this girls miplanks alter or not yet?

 

[needtogetaas]

You've got enough kids anyway, don't you?

Ain't that the truth... Little money suckers.

 

[needtogetaas]

Join my face book assholes, stop being little bitches about it

 

[zwhit]

lol

 

[sterolizer]

ER's giving handjobs?


I walk into a truck stop. There's a sign on the wall that reads:

"Ham Sandwich - $5
Handjob - $10"

I asked the woman behind the counter, "you the one who gives the handjobs?" She says, "Yeah."

So I told her, "Go wash your hands and make me a ham sandwich."

Lolololol

 

[the_alcatraz]

Merry Christmas peeps