i haven't got laid since early december

[Tux]

I haven't had sex since August of '03. Just about exactly 1.5years now. Also, I'm dating a virgin Why, WHY was a raised as a southern gentleman? Stupid morals won't let me get laid!

 

[JayC9]

You'll go blind!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Sucks to be you.

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[hanselthecaretaker]

i can do without it too

LOL @ the masked hamster.

 

[wtlftr]

just jerk off. Has masturbation lost all of its fun? You've never been laid

 

[Gambino]

just jerk off. Has masturbation lost al of its fun. You've never been laid

never been laid? didn't say that borretteo

 

[-SD-]

When masterbation's lost its fun, youre fuckin done.

 

[wtlftr]

you should use the new ky heated jelly

 

[SoKlueles]

sorry gambino
i bet UA would let u borrow his gf

 

[tiger88]

and to be honest i don't really care. i think will become asexual,
similiar to plant organisms.
does any ef chics wanna through me some sympathy kitty?

ive been Asexual bro (same with my home skillet bwooling ball nuts too (he was asexual for a 1 and he is kinda hot actually)

well it aint bad at all

safes money and saves u from stress and shit. just dont watch porn and d0mnnt dont dont dont what i did and get more intrested in men then women

fuck u freddy prince jr