i haven't got laid since early december

[Rex]

I haven't gotten laid since Labor Day weekend. It'd be nice, but I must prepare for the months to come where my love will be an M-16, our bedroom the sands of the Middle East.

 

[theoak01]

I havent in about a month now,me and my ex had a go,after a long talk of getting back together,well that didnt turn out,so Im waiting until she sorts herself out,but no other girl even turns me on anymore.

now that fucking sucks orb

 

[ringperm]

I just got back with my old girlfriend and I've been getting a ton of action

here's a pic of her:

That almost looks like my Jenny, only smaller

 

[patsfan1379]

awesome spaceballatar

 

[SoKlueles]

im not bragging or anythng but i got some yesterday

 

[ringperm]

awesome spaceballatar

Thank you, it's from my favorite scene in the whole movie, which says alot (to me anyway)

 

[Forge]

Not since mid September for me, when the ex-wife moved out. Been a long half year. No real prospects either, keeping too busy doing other stuff.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

im not bragging or anythng but i got some yesterday

that's like bill gates saying, "I"m not bragging or anything but I'm the richest man in the world."


I haven't gotten any in 2 months, but I could give two shit because I have 2 booty calls that I can make, and yes I am bragging.

 

[Dunk]

Nov 04'

it was mild winter night....

and then we broke up.

 

[Zebo]

You get used to it......