i haven't got laid since early december

[Gambino]

and to be honest i don't really care. i think will become asexual,
similiar to plant organisms.
does any ef chics wanna through me some sympathy kitty?

 

[BUBBLES]

what a bummer

 

[powerslave]

Sucks to be you.

 

[Gambino]

what a bummer

could be worse

 

[hamstershaver]

i can do without it too

 

[wootoom]

sorry to hear that Gambino. ever think about going straight? lol

 

[-SD-]

holy shit rob, i would have to sell my guns and be put on suicide watch.

 

[UA_Iron]

I just got back with my old girlfriend and I've been getting a ton of action

here's a pic of her:

 

[wootoom]

I just got back with my old girlfriend and I've been getting a ton of action

here's a pic of her:

lol

 

[Gambino]

lol

 

[Tux]

I haven't had sex since August of '03. Just about exactly 1.5years now. Also, I'm dating a virgin Why, WHY was a raised as a southern gentleman? Stupid morals won't let me get laid!

 

[JayC9]

You'll go blind!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Sucks to be you.

.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

i can do without it too

LOL @ the masked hamster.

 

[wtlftr]

just jerk off. Has masturbation lost all of its fun? You've never been laid

 

[Gambino]

just jerk off. Has masturbation lost al of its fun. You've never been laid

never been laid? didn't say that borretteo

 

[-SD-]

When masterbation's lost its fun, youre fuckin done.

 

[wtlftr]

you should use the new ky heated jelly

 

[SoKlueles]

sorry gambino
i bet UA would let u borrow his gf

 

[tiger88]

and to be honest i don't really care. i think will become asexual,
similiar to plant organisms.
does any ef chics wanna through me some sympathy kitty?

ive been Asexual bro (same with my home skillet bwooling ball nuts too (he was asexual for a 1 and he is kinda hot actually)

well it aint bad at all

safes money and saves u from stress and shit. just dont watch porn and d0mnnt dont dont dont what i did and get more intrested in men then women

fuck u freddy prince jr

 

[Rex]

I haven't gotten laid since Labor Day weekend. It'd be nice, but I must prepare for the months to come where my love will be an M-16, our bedroom the sands of the Middle East.

 

[theoak01]

I havent in about a month now,me and my ex had a go,after a long talk of getting back together,well that didnt turn out,so Im waiting until she sorts herself out,but no other girl even turns me on anymore.

now that fucking sucks orb

 

[ringperm]

I just got back with my old girlfriend and I've been getting a ton of action

here's a pic of her:

That almost looks like my Jenny, only smaller

 

[patsfan1379]

awesome spaceballatar

 

[SoKlueles]

im not bragging or anythng but i got some yesterday

 

[ringperm]

awesome spaceballatar

Thank you, it's from my favorite scene in the whole movie, which says alot (to me anyway)

 

[Forge]

Not since mid September for me, when the ex-wife moved out. Been a long half year. No real prospects either, keeping too busy doing other stuff.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

im not bragging or anythng but i got some yesterday

that's like bill gates saying, "I"m not bragging or anything but I'm the richest man in the world."


I haven't gotten any in 2 months, but I could give two shit because I have 2 booty calls that I can make, and yes I am bragging.

 

[Dunk]

Nov 04'

it was mild winter night....

and then we broke up.

 

[Zebo]

You get used to it......

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You get used to it......

very true, i think most guys can hold out longer than most women.

 

[jenscats5]

You get used to it......

That is so true....

 

[jestros]

what a coincidence, it's been since december for me too, I'm not saying what year though.

 

[Zebo]

Yeah, but I'm married!

I could at any time. I got hot soccer moms hitting on me left and right.

But do I? Noooooooooooooooo.....

I have this nasty streak of morality.





I need to buy another power tool.............. Just hang in my cave. (garage)

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Yeah, but I'm married!

I could at any time. I got hot soccer moms hitting on me left and right.

But do I? Noooooooooooooooo.....

I have this nasty streak of morality.





I need to buy another power tool.............. Just hang in my cave. (garage)

That's it, I am never getting married.

 

[Zebo]

That's it, I am never getting married.

LOL. Its not really the getting married part. Its the having kids part.

You got two choices...live with them or live without them.

Either way, she's got you......

 

[string_bean00]

Sex is overrated.

 

[SoKlueles]

well what does it mean when you offer to give a bj and get turned down?

 

[string_bean00]

well what does it mean when you offer to give a bj and get turned down?

That you give horrible BJs?

 

[Deterass]

well what does it mean when you offer to give a bj and get turned down?

He's cheating!

 

[SoKlueles]

That you give horrible BJs?

did i say it was me?? dang it was my friend telling me

 

[fistfullofsteel]

LOL. Its not really the getting married part. Its the having kids part.

You got two choices...live with them or live without them.

Either way, she's got you......

the kids part? don't you have your own bedroom?

 

[Smurfy]

2 months for me. its getting difficult.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

2 months for me. its getting difficult.

i told you, guys can hold out better

 

[SoKlueles]

2 months for me. its getting difficult.

yeah i know the feeling
cobwebs suck ass

 

[Deterass]

2 months for me. its getting difficult.

I can prob catch a plane tonight.

 

[SoKlueles]

I can prob catch a plane tonight.

stop being so danged easy

 

[jenscats5]

i told you, guys can hold out better

Pffft!! I went a year & a half without..... got used to it by then....

 

[Deterass]

stop being so danged easy

I can drive to Tn. tonight!

 

[Zebo]

the kids part? don't you have your own bedroom?

Sorry. Hard to explain. Its about using the kids as pawns to keep you in line.