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How Many Chicks Have You BLAZED!!!??

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i am a young man but i have already blazed tons of chicks!!! i stopped counting a while ago because it was just too many and i didnt care about any of them hos. a couple of times i was blazing these chicks and their boyfriends came in. i had to john blaze those bastards and once i went right back to blazing the girlfriend!!! i am loving all this and i figure with a little more muscle ill probably blaze even more chicks!!!!

i even made up business cards that i leave on a chicks bed after i have banged her. it reads:

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BLAZED!!!!
 
yo, i dont know why you guys are jumping all over blaze's nuts just cause he likes to bang some chicks. if you are one of those dudes that prefers relationships or just likes to play a little 5 on 1 thats cool with blaze but dont be hatin on me cause thats not my thing. be cool.

THIS IS BLAZE PEACIN OUT!!!!!
 
Stop jerking off to your old mans gay porno tapes and buy a hooker, when you find out what pussy feels like you won't post stupid shit.
 
I MUST ADMIT.....THIS SHIT IS DUMB BUT IT MADE ME LAUGH. ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US WHO JOHNBLAZE IS AN ALTER EGO OF??? I'M SURE, JUST AS EVERYONE ELSE IS I'D BE WILLING TO BET, THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER NAME.


KAYNE
 
WHY DONT YOU BLAZE ON DEEZ NUTZ!!!


SORRY, COULDNT RESIST.


KAYNE
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
That is the dumbest shit I have ever read.

Why don't you do us all a favor and set yourself ablaze?
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SG-- always so wise. Though I'm pissed at you because sometime last week you mentioned the song "shiney happy people" and I've had that stupid song in my head since. :mad:
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:


Mainly posts by you, Monsieur JealousOfTheBlackMan.
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Well hey... don't have they have some huge dicks??? :confused:

I don't look black... but once girl's see my shit, they could sware I am. ;) Okay... that was pretty lame, but this isn't... HEY KAYNE... HAVE YOU BEEN TO BETWEEN THE SHEET'S LATELY, OR HAVE YOU CLICKED ON THE STICKY 'WHY' THREAD YET???

Those pictures I promised have arrived.
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Raina said:


SG-- always so wise. Though I'm pissed at you because sometime last week you mentioned the song "shiney happy people" and I've had that stupid song in my head since. :mad:
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Oh shit!....Thanks Raina....now it's off to work tonight singing that fucking song!;)
 
Get off the board until you turn like 20 or so because you sound like a moron. High school is for kids, grow up and come to the big leagues
 
JohnBlaze said:
i am a young man but i have already blazed tons of chicks!!! i stopped counting a while ago because it was just too many and i didnt care about any of them hos. a couple of times i was blazing these chicks and their boyfriends came in. i had to john blaze those bastards and once i went right back to blazing the girlfriend!!! i am loving all this and i figure with a little more muscle ill probably blaze even more chicks!!!!

i even made up business cards that i leave on a chicks bed after i have banged her. it reads:

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BLAZED!!!!
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Ok since your new i wont rag on to you to much , but i can already tell your going to be an immature moron , and not a very charming addition to our wonderful little night crew,:) Btw It doesnt count when your blazing with your right hand while watching chicks u wish u could "blaze"
 
Where did your momma go wrong?

Girl: That's it? It's over?
John: Yeah. I gotta go. Here's my card. *Pulls up pants, climbs out window*
Girl: *Reads card* You're a dork.
 
HMMM...Blaze a chick? I at first thought that you were referring to setting a baby chicken on fire. However, it has come to my attention that my rationality is flawed.
HAAAAA. I have never heard 'blaze a chick' before. It is pretty funny..childish but funny nonetheless.

bunny
 
JohnBlaze said:
i am a young man but i have already blazed tons of chicks!!! i stopped counting a while ago because it was just too many and i didnt care about any of them hos. a couple of times i was blazing these chicks and their boyfriends came in. i had to john blaze those bastards and once i went right back to blazing the girlfriend!!! i am loving all this and i figure with a little more muscle ill probably blaze even more chicks!!!!

i even made up business cards that i leave on a chicks bed after i have banged her. it reads:

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BLAZED!!!!
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Do you other handles at elite ? Like NYCboy, Buldog newyork, or gymnyc by any chance? Just curious.
 
bunnymt said:
HMMM...Blaze a chick? I at first thought that you were referring to setting a baby chicken on fire. However, it has come to my attention that my rationality is flawed.
HAAAAA. I have never heard 'blaze a chick' before. It is pretty funny..childish but funny nonetheless.

bunny
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yeah, you know you love it baby. you sound like a pretty sweet piece of aaassssss. maybe ill blaze you a little bit sometime.
 
JohnBlaze said:


yeah, you know you love it baby. you sound like a pretty sweet piece of aaassssss. maybe ill blaze you a little bit sometime.
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OH please...don't keep me waiting!! I am sitting here in suspense, waiting for you to blaze me!!lol
 
Rockafella Skank said:
What girl could pass up her very own keepsake business card?
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no shit man. those blaze business cards are gonna be worth tons of loot when the blaze gets world famous. i have already seen a few being sold on ebay, they get bought real fast for hella mad loot!!!
 
and the little man speaks about himself in the third person. boy, there are women here that could fuck you so bad your dick would look like it was in a fire. Shut up. You're making men look bad by running your mouth. But I have a feeling you're gonna keep it up aren't you? Carry on, asshole.
 
I guess I was bored.........

But I went to Ebay. GUESS WHAT..............NO BLAZE CARDS NOW OR EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Blaze try spontanious combustion.........in other words go fuck yourself!
 
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Barbg8 said:
But I went to Ebay. GUESS WHAT..............NO BLAZE CARDS NOW OR EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Blaze try spontanious combustion.........in other words go fuck yourself!
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Damn...that is scary bored.
 
Scene: Sexy Tiffany's apartment

TIFFANY: (finding card on bed) What the hell is this?

JOHN: I BLAZED you, bitch! I BLAZED your ugly fat 'ho ass!

TIFFANY: Boy, you're one smooth talker! How could any 'ho keep her panties on around a snot-nosed, braindead, pathetic loser like you! But how come you left this card on my bed? I don't remember having sex with you.

JOHN: No one does. That's why I leave the card -- to remind them! I fucked you in the ass for two hours -- but you never woke up.

TIFFANY: I was unconscious?!

JOHN: Well, you don't think I'd ever get anywhere with a girl if she was *conscious*, do you? Fortunately, I'm so micro-hung, I get in and out, and they never even notice.

TIFFANY: Wow, what a clever stud you are! I'd probably castrate you if I had a knife that small, but since I don't, get the fuck outta here before I call the police and send you to jail, where the big boys will teach your punk ass what it REALLY means to get blazed ...
 
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thats some funny shit ercole:lmao: I wonder if this kid was hoping for some high 5's for his post or some shit.Yet another reason to screen these fucks before they are given the right to post.GET LOST ASSHOLE EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!!!!:chainsaw:
 
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