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Ercole
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Scene: Sexy Tiffany's apartment
TIFFANY: (finding card on bed) What the hell is this?
JOHN: I BLAZED you, bitch! I BLAZED your ugly fat 'ho ass!
TIFFANY: Boy, you're one smooth talker! How could any 'ho keep her panties on around a snot-nosed, braindead, pathetic loser like you! But how come you left this card on my bed? I don't remember having sex with you.
JOHN: No one does. That's why I leave the card -- to remind them! I fucked you in the ass for two hours -- but you never woke up.
TIFFANY: I was unconscious?!
JOHN: Well, you don't think I'd ever get anywhere with a girl if she was *conscious*, do you? Fortunately, I'm so micro-hung, I get in and out, and they never even notice.
TIFFANY: Wow, what a clever stud you are! I'd probably castrate you if I had a knife that small, but since I don't, get the fuck outta here before I call the police and send you to jail, where the big boys will teach your punk ass what it REALLY means to get blazed ...
TIFFANY: (finding card on bed) What the hell is this?
JOHN: I BLAZED you, bitch! I BLAZED your ugly fat 'ho ass!
TIFFANY: Boy, you're one smooth talker! How could any 'ho keep her panties on around a snot-nosed, braindead, pathetic loser like you! But how come you left this card on my bed? I don't remember having sex with you.
JOHN: No one does. That's why I leave the card -- to remind them! I fucked you in the ass for two hours -- but you never woke up.
TIFFANY: I was unconscious?!
JOHN: Well, you don't think I'd ever get anywhere with a girl if she was *conscious*, do you? Fortunately, I'm so micro-hung, I get in and out, and they never even notice.
TIFFANY: Wow, what a clever stud you are! I'd probably castrate you if I had a knife that small, but since I don't, get the fuck outta here before I call the police and send you to jail, where the big boys will teach your punk ass what it REALLY means to get blazed ...
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Snurd Nurdler
thats some funny shit ercole
I wonder if this kid was hoping for some high 5's for his post or some shit.Yet another reason to screen these fucks before they are given the right to post.GET LOST ASSHOLE EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!!!!
I wonder if this kid was hoping for some high 5's for his post or some shit.Yet another reason to screen these fucks before they are given the right to post.GET LOST ASSHOLE EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!!!!
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