getting sex

[omega529]

anyone have a quick or pre-planned way to meet a girl and have sex with them the same day or night they would like to share.......pick up-bedroom.....im tired of jerking off, ive done it so much, i fall asleep in the middle of masterbation.....the girlfriend only likes to have sex once every 2 months, so ive been in a bad mood, so its getting harder to hit on chicks unless i take some L-10's, but then the next day i feel like shit.....ive read all the dating books, i have confidence, im good looking, but work to much, anddont want to cheat on the GF, but enough is enough.

 

[Sartene]

anyone have a quick or pre-planned way to meet a girl and have sex with them the same day or night they would like to share.......pick up-bedroom.....im tired of jerking off, ive done it so much, i fall asleep in the middle of masterbation.....the girlfriend only likes to have sex once every 2 months, so ive been in a bad mood, so its getting harder to hit on chicks unless i take some L-10's, but then the next day i feel like shit.....ive read all the dating books, i have confidence, im good looking, but work to much, anddont want to cheat on the GF, but enough is enough.

what the frig did you just say? Your girlfreind only gives it to you once every 2 months?

Here's 3 ONLY explanations for this:



1-you suck in bed

2-she's sexually dead(meet these before)

3-your girls getting cock someplace else.

just grab em. Bring em back to your place and do em.

 

[markmark]

all of the above..

 

[omega529]

My girlfriend never liked to have sex. I went out with her 2 years ago, and she still didnt like to have sex then either.....She seas i hurt her cause of my GIGANTIC peepee....but she also has to use small tampons.....maybee where not physically compatible.

 

[jdugan]

I think you should beat off in front of her, with a flick on and tell her your in desperate need of some ass. Tell her thats one thing you require in a relationship is ass every night!! That oughtta get her attention.

 

[omega529]

I think you should beat off in front of her, with a flick on and tell her your in desperate need of some ass. Tell her thats one thing you require in a relationship is ass every night!! That oughtta get her attention.

LMFAO!!!!!!

 

[MichaelScott]

try to get her to watch some porn, that gets them hot as hell. when u r laying in bed just pop one in and when she fights it let it play she'll watch its human nature, all chicks dig that shit whether they admit it or not

 

[bigbox]

lol if she only gives it up once every two months, and you're still with her, and don't cheat, you love her WAY too much!!! You've earned a lot of respect from me!!!!

 

[Inhibitor13]

Try walking naked around her... and if that doesnt work then I guess I can lend you some of my horse tranquilizer. Just poke her while she is sleeping and BAM ! You can have as much sex with her as you want until the effect wears off. Just make sure you get it real good in her butt cuz when the effect does wear off she wont be able to run real well to kill you.

 

[healother]

meet a woman somewhere, ask her if she wants hangout, then ask if she wants to watch a movie with you. then suggest renting a movie and watching it at your place. begin on the couch and cuddling with each other, then slowly start carressing her while cuddling, then turn the carressing into a deep massage. she should have started doing the same thing back to you by this point.

then makeout with her, then its all downhill from there, if u get what i mean

but no i havent had sex with any women before, i have my limits. although at the rate im going, eventually maybe i will.