Gas & Too Much Protein

[wlthwarrior]

Definitely cut back on the dairy and processed food. What is your diet like besides the amount of protein? The extra amino's that you are getting tend to give you gas and it reeks. It's great amo for people who annoy you...back up and fire! LOL

 

[HardasRock]

Fuck my farts reek so bad I smell like a methane sewer pipe. I usually laugh my ass off when I let one go and it stinks bad but lately I can't even stand them, I literally smell like a fucking sewer. I started taking Beano and that helps alot. It's a digestive enzyme. Try it, my farts still smell but I don't fart every 3 minutes.

 

[Intramuscular]

LOL, I feel for you man. Last time I was protein loading was when I first starting dating this one chick. Bad timeing. I had to hold my farts in for hours. Good luck.

 

[SaltyOlPirate]

I have to hold them in while I'm in class. By the time the hour is up, my stomach is so cramped painful.

 

[Trevdog]

Ginger root caps work well for me when taken with a big dose of protein.

 

[wizardnor]

i have the same problem. only my fucking STINK! when i'm eatting massive amounts of protein. my coworker get nervous when they seem me come into work with a tub of protien.

hee hee to the boss say talk your but to the car wash

 

[Suspension]

My diet is extremely clean. I do not eat ANY processed foods, although my milk and shake intake is HIGH.

I have been taking ginger root and recently added bromelain for protein digestion. It seems to be helping somewhat. My farts smell like shit, and its getting in the way of my work. ehhe.

Thanks bro's.

 

[Hoover]

I have the same problem. I just ripped one. Be proud about it. It is a talent that most people do not have. Take advantage of it. Just think, you could be out in a club or a bar and get next to a group of people rip a nice one and walk away, then watch from 20 feet away and see everyone react strangely and say what the hell is that smell. It just only sucks when you are with a girl and you have to hold those fuckers in.



Mike

 

[MkZk]

I feel sorry for my girl...she has to cut through the fart-saturated room by the morning.

I fart and shit a lot

 

[chain saw]

I feel for you bro, my farts are deadly as sin. One time my girl was in my appartment and the farts were comming on really bad, so I stepped onto the porch, closed the door and let em rip. I waited for about 2 minutes and then went back inside. Unfortunatly the green cloud followed me in and my chick almost pucked. She couldn't understand that someone with such a beautifull body could be so rotten inside. I still haven't figured out how to stop em. Just have to live with em.