Fleshlight owners

[Mr. dB]

What was that joke about Superman, Wonder Woman, and The Invisible Man?

 

[jack sparrow]

What was that joke about Superman, Wonder Woman, and The Invisible Man?

It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me.

 

[vansmack2000]

No but I'm gonna weld something up in my garage. Ever seen www.fuckingmachines.com?

I'm gonna do the vag version for dudes and sell it.

haha, some of those machines are the size of a boflex

 

[-SD-]

lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol

i didnt go to the site but holy fuckin lol @ a "fleshlight forum"

 

[borris]

i didnt go to the site but holy fuckin lol @ a "fleshlight forum"

lololloool, check out the indecency on the fleshlight forum

http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=16533

 

[Wulfgar]

hey fuck it..i love my fleshlight
women have dildos, wtf do men have?

thats right, the motha fuckin fleshlight

Dad always told me women are nothing but life support systems for a pussy anyways. Why not just do away with the rest of it? Less drama IMHO

 

[-SD-]

lololloool, check out the indecency on the fleshlight forum

http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=16533

Jesus H. i cant believe it............"Can someone recommend a size for me, pic included"
and the guy has a goddam Fonz-atar
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

 

[heavy_duty]

do they come in "Asian" or "Hispanic"

 

[Spartacus]

too small,too snug
real snug pussy you can work
this stuff is trapped in plastic

 

[Spartacus]

Man I LOL just thinking of you guys thrusting away at one of those things.

how is it any different than a chcik laying on her ass thrusting herself with a stick of plastic?