Fleshlight owners

[BIGBUCK$]

go get laid already guys

 

[jack sparrow]

You can even buy averaging looking ones in case you want to stick to your usual standards.

^^ This reminds me...I seem to remember Lestat owning one of these contraptions...

 

[redsamurai]

I went with the Ice/Pink/Ultra tight/butthole
I wanted to fbe the first one on my block to fuck the invisable woman in the ass

good, I was beginning to think that I was the only one who found that "riotously" hysterical.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

I'm gonna fucking tear this thing down.

OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Man I LOL just thinking of you guys thrusting away at one of those things.

does it get ya all warmed up?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol

just put a shower cap on it to keep the pubes moist like ya do on the fro.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

i need a dick light

im high

 

[wootoom]

im getting one

 

[wootoom]

does it come with mounting brackets?

 

[jack sparrow]

does it come with mounting brackets?

No but I'm gonna weld something up in my garage. Ever seen www.fuckingmachines.com?

I'm gonna do the vag version for dudes and sell it.