Fleshlight owners

[jack sparrow]

When it gets here, I'm gonna try it out while watching that vid. If I can wedge it between the mattresses or something, I'll post at the same time. Should be interesting.

 

[borris]

 

[jack sparrow]

OMGWTFBBQLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[-SD-]

best thread ever involving sectchoowalness

 

[Wulfgar]

I dont get the names on there

Digger? Doesnt he post here?

 

[nefertiti]

lol you nerds, that's not me. As I said in the other thread, nefertiti is not the most original choices of monikers. There's also a nefertiti on the tucker max message board who clockwork thought was me (but is also not me).

 

[jnevin]

How have I missed this thread?

 

[jack sparrow]

How have I missed this thread?

You were probably getting some real vag when this thread got going.

btw - it's gonna be here by 3:00p tomorrow

Good times await me.

 

[jackangel]

lol you nerds, that's not me. As I said in the other thread, nefertiti is not the most original choices of monikers. There's also a nefertiti on the tucker max message board who clockwork thought was me (but is also not me).

lmao at the completely unnecessary explanation.

 

[jackangel]

also, at realdoll.com, the skin tone options only go as dark as "light african"

what if i want a full on nigerian bitch? fucking racists. i'm calling my congressman.