Fleshlight owners

[tracemhunter]

lmfao this is the funniest thread that I have read in awhile.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

thanks, I've been wondering

 

[Dial_tone]

One of my ex's bought me a pocket pussy a long time ago. That thing sucked. My package was way too beaucoup for that thing.

 

[Wulfgar]

I really dont know how I survived all these years BF(Before Fleshlight)

 

[Mysterio]

I really dont know how I survived all these years BF(Before Fleshlight)

this is the future my friend. with modern advances in todays inventions we now have the Fleshlight. If you don't have it your not living my friend. I suggest to all you behind the time to get with the program. Pink or Mocha sir???

 

[Wulfgar]

I went with the Ice/Pink/Ultra tight/butthole
I wanted to fbe the first one on my block to fuck the invisable woman in the ass

 

[gotmilk]

to fuck the invisable woman in the ass

Are there any black invisible women? I want to go jungle fever but I also do not want one of those Southern baptist fat asses either

 

[borris]

lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol

 

[Mr. dB]

lol @ that site, amazing how serious of a biz that place is, looks like their pretty caked up though and llooooooLolol at them having their own forum... holy virgin gathering

So you gotta use lube everytime you use this thing? wtf, that would be messy as hell, so basically you have to take a shower after each use or just walk around with petroleum jelly jock all day.... I can only imagine the amazing sounds that come from each thrust of the fleshlight as it's being stroked with lube. lol

You need to discover the miracle of water-based personal lubricants. Easy clean-up.

 

[wootoom]

i need a dick light