Ok, I have a good one from a couple of months back:
I went out into town in my lunch hour to pick up a birthday present for my girlfriends nephew that we where seeing that weekend.
I cant remember what I was wearing, but I think it was one of the shirts that makes my 252lbs look bigger that others, don’t know why, just does…
Anyway, I kind of bowl into the toyshop in town and the first thing I hear is “fu**ing hell” shouted out from a female shop assistant who is standing on a stepladder stacking shelves by the door!!! Now at 6’4” I was nearly at the same height as this girl with her on the ladder, which might have added to the effect.
I wish I had some witty remark to make back, but it left me a little speechless since:
1) It’s not the sort of thing you hear in a toyshop!
2) It’s not the sort of thing you expect in any shop!
3) What the hell do you say to that?!
She then clasps her hands over her face then goes an amazing shade of purple when she realises that she has screamed it out loud, and I look around the shop to see all of the parents glaring at her as cover their kids ears.
She apologises, and kind of tries to hide from me for the rest of the time I was in there, only I keep catching her and some of the other assistants she went and spoke to taking looks over their shoulders…
Think I then went and brought some faggy toy that probably ruined the whole image thing altogether...
