check out what my drunk friend did!!!

[bighead]

my friend was drunk, so i brought him home with me. i came out into the kitchen only to find that he "layed the old woody" right on my dogs snout. I was like wtf? Why the hell is my bro laying his woody right on my fucking dogs snout? THe dog seemed to acutally like it, but I told him it was sick and made him stop. So I went in the other room for about 4 min, then i came back and found my dog had white fuckin shit in his eyes. i asked my friend waht the fuck happended, and he told me that he "laid the woody" on the dogs snout again, and it started licking his nuts and he busted a nut all in my dogs eyes. i threw him out, and he came back and apologized once he sobered up, but still, that shit just aint right.

wtf??

You need to get some hot dogs and teach that damn dog to bite down hard every time something even remotely resembling a hot dog comes near his mouth.Teach that dumb motherfucker a lesson.

 

[lilperronis]

it is not cheating when you put peanut butter on your dick and let your dog lick it off.because it is your dog......"Road Trip"

 

[Frackal]

This is fucking hilarious!

 

[lilperronis]

This is fucking hilarious!

 

[matto18]

arg!! me like the pirate story!!!

 

[Bobber]

So who cleaned your dogs eyes?

 

[sereneman]

I once started a conversation with a fellow employee who had spent time in a State mental hospital. This guy was as country as they come. We got on the subject of marriage and he said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens." I thought surely he was joking, but it turned out that he was serious. I will never forget that, still laugh about it to this day.

 

[lilperronis]

I once started a conversation with a fellow employee who had spent time in a State mental hospital. This guy was as country as they come. We got on the subject of marriage and he said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens." I thought surely he was joking, but it turned out that he was serious. I will never forget that, still laugh about it to this day.

bro he needs to go back

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

LMFAO! HAHAHA! Poor guy?! Poor parrot havin a finger stuck up it! Is that parrot even a female?sounds like your boy has some problems

 

[Frackal]

I once started a conversation with a fellow employee who had spent time in a State mental hospital. This guy was as country as they come. We got on the subject of marriage and he said, "Can you believe my wife left me, just because I fucked a couple of chickens." I thought surely he was joking, but it turned out that he was serious. I will never forget that, still laugh about it to this day.

LMFAO!!!