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dballer
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This is a good thread.
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TheYork
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Thing is, he has been my friend for over 10 years. We used to lift togeather back in high school, he got me into BB.
He is a perfectly normal guy when he is sober, but some of the things he has done over the course of his life (when drunk) are just stupid. He has a drinking problem, some people just cant handle the booze.
He is a perfectly normal guy when he is sober, but some of the things he has done over the course of his life (when drunk) are just stupid. He has a drinking problem, some people just cant handle the booze.
firstenrgy
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Funny stuff!Dogballs said:
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Citruscide
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Golfer18--old
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BigBazooka
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Bump for a good ol' parrot sex.
Norman Bates
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Polly, want my cracker? it´s sooo tasty 
supertech69
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You're just jealous because you brought him home with you hoping he would lay the wood on you!
Now you know why those medieval pirates always had a parrot on the shoulder...
Makes good company when out on a long journey at sea with no females around.....
...the fact that the classical pirate captain misses an eye is probably cause instead of fingering he tried to orally please the parrot and the parrot squeeled uncontrollably in extasy and put her claws in his his face screaming and squeezing hard when she came....
The captain screamed as well when she came....
PLZ don't make me explain the REAL use of the wooden leg....
Anyway, I must lay out my anchor now at that exotic island at starboard. On the beach i see a welcome commitee of gorgeous islander girls with flowers in their hands...
Time that we introduce some western civilisation and western veneric diseases overthere. MAN , LET DOWN THE MAINSAIL!,
35 degress starbord Mr O Reilly and on the double!!! I am on a mission for her majesty the queen so hurry it....
Makes good company when out on a long journey at sea with no females around.....
...the fact that the classical pirate captain misses an eye is probably cause instead of fingering he tried to orally please the parrot and the parrot squeeled uncontrollably in extasy and put her claws in his his face screaming and squeezing hard when she came....
The captain screamed as well when she came....
PLZ don't make me explain the REAL use of the wooden leg....
Anyway, I must lay out my anchor now at that exotic island at starboard. On the beach i see a welcome commitee of gorgeous islander girls with flowers in their hands...
Time that we introduce some western civilisation and western veneric diseases overthere. MAN , LET DOWN THE MAINSAIL!,
35 degress starbord Mr O Reilly and on the double!!! I am on a mission for her majesty the queen so hurry it....
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