check out what my drunk friend did!!!

[TheYork]

my friend was drunk, so i brought him home with me. i came out into the kitchen only to find that he "layed the old woody" right on my dogs snout. I was like wtf? Why the hell is my bro laying his woody right on my fucking dogs snout? THe dog seemed to acutally like it, but I told him it was sick and made him stop. So I went in the other room for about 4 min, then i came back and found my dog had white fuckin shit in his eyes. i asked my friend waht the fuck happended, and he told me that he "laid the woody" on the dogs snout again, and it started licking his nuts and he busted a nut all in my dogs eyes. i threw him out, and he came back and apologized once he sobered up, but still, that shit just aint right.

 

[TheYork]

Just for the record, this guy needs some serious help. When he apologized, he also told me that he fingered my fuckng parrot. I was about to seriousley kick his ass, some people are just fucked up in their head, i dont care how much you drink.

 

[Paulos]

How the hell do you finger a parrot? Wtf? Dude get a cattle prod, next time that motherfucker comes near your pets zap him right in the cock.

 

[BigBazooka]

This should be a sticky! LMAO!

 

[daveyboy]

Sounds like your boy has a screw loose somewhere. Sick bastard.

 

[Roadblock]

Doggystyle....

 

[Dogballs]

Note To Self: when making up stories it has to be atleast somewhat believable!

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

Holy shit...LMFAO!!!and yes how the hell do you finger a parrot?!

 

[manny78]

oh my God...........poor boy.....

 

[AziaReign]

Holy shit...LMFAO!!!and yes how the hell do you finger a parrot?!

Your avatar is ...............artistic..........but somewhat disturbing............