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I have stopped masturbating. No way I could do that on my own. It was an addiction that I thought I could never break. The desire isn't even there. I know this sounds funny but it's true.
 
lol hammy is a goober
but im glad you dont masturbate anymore yay
 
when you finally "make love" you're gonna blow in like 20 seconds, flexygello style
 
SoreArms said:
low test, age is catching up with you

I don't think so because it like stopped overnight. I was at it like usual (all the time) and then ..... wham... Just stopped. I may slip from time to time but I really wanted to stop. I have my reasons.
 
SoreArms said:
low test, age is catching up with you
more like no Test. He did 6 years straight of juice then quit cold turkey. A month or 2 ago.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
more like no Test. He did 6 years straight of juice then quit cold turkey. A month or 2 ago.

Well actually it was 3 years and I did take a little time off. It was 8 weeks ago when I quit. So you do have an argument there but I don't think it would matter.
 
biteme said:
I have stopped masturbating. No way I could do that on my own. It was an addiction that I thought I could never break. The desire isn't even there. I know this sounds funny but it's true.
did you cut your nuts off?
 
SublimeZM said:
rofl is there really a bitemes gonads alter or did u make that up

That was pretty funny. ;)
 
biteme said:
I have stopped masturbating. No way I could do that on my own. It was an addiction that I thought I could never break. The desire isn't even there. I know this sounds funny but it's true.

I would agree with you but I punched the clown about an hour ago :worried:
 
I gave up sex many months ago. Giving up masturbation was gonna be real difficult I knew. I actually want to wait until I get married if that ever happens.
 
hamstershaver said:
Originally Posted by SublimeZMs micropenis
rofl is there really a bitemes gonads alter or did u make that up, btw i have a 1 inch cock

good question


clever, but if youv talked to klue recently, you probably know its far from micro
 
Beached Whale said:
Ummmmmm why would you do that?

Give up sex AND masterbation?

I'd rather be dead.

Because I am a believer. "Against all hope we believe." because of what we have seen when we had faith. And I believe this. If I abstain from premarital sex and do my best to avoid masturbation, I believe that God will bless me with a wonderful marriage, it that is in his plans for me. Otherwise, I'll just continue to be one of his soldiers. I slaved for God this weekend and it felt so good that I can't put it into words. Friday night, I did manual labor work, hardest work I've done in years. Shoveling dirt, branches and leaves into the back of a pickup for several hours. I was covered in dirt and sweat and thouroughly exhausted when we finished.
 
biteme said:
Because I am a believer. "Against all hope we believe." because of what we have seen when we had faith. And I believe this. If I abstain from premarital sex and do my best to avoid masturbation, I believe that God will bless me with a wonderful marriage, it that is in his plans for me. Otherwise, I'll just continue to be one of his soldiers. I slaved for God this weekend and it felt so good that I can't put it into words. Friday night, I did manual labor work, hardest work I've done in years. Shoveling dirt, branches and leaves into the back of a pickup for several hours. I was covered in dirt and sweat and thouroughly exhausted when we finished.

No offense, but you are kidding right?
 
Beached Whale said:
No offense, but you are kidding right?

None taken and absolutely not. I'm dead serious. Watch and see. If I continue walking with God, I will be able to post up all kinds of testimonies in the future. I may stumble from time to time, but I truly believe this because of what I have experienced and it is oh so deep. Those who seek with all their heart, soul, and mind, find. Usually in the valley.
 
biteme said:
None taken and absolutely not. I'm dead serious. Watch and see. If I continue walking with God, I will be able to post up all kinds of testimonies in the future. I may stumble from time to time, but I truly believe this because of what I have experienced and it is oh so deep. Those who seek with all their heart, soul, and mind, find. Usually in the valley.
i respect your religious devotion.

this may sound dick, and not serious but i totally am-

do you believe wet dreams are a sin?
 
SublimeZM said:
i respect your religious devotion.

this may sound dick, and not serious but i totally am-

do you believe wet dreams are a sin?

LOL. No. Thanks for the nice karma message. :)
 
biteme said:
I don't think so because it like stopped overnight. I was at it like usual (all the time) and then ..... wham... Just stopped. I may slip from time to time but I really wanted to stop. I have my reasons.
biteme.that was youre slame dunk dream.god spoke and it happend.hope you lern to lisson to youre dreams more.
 
biteme said:
LOL. No. Thanks for the nice karma message. :)
i meant it bud.

also, thats good, cause that would suck since u cant really controll those

u dating anyone in particular or your single ATM- it might be hard for some to understand the abstinance til marriage thing
 
biteme said:
None taken and absolutely not. I'm dead serious. Watch and see. If I continue walking with God, I will be able to post up all kinds of testimonies in the future. I may stumble from time to time, but I truly believe this because of what I have experienced and it is oh so deep. Those who seek with all their heart, soul, and mind, find. Usually in the valley.

k - if it works for you, I wont knock it. :)


Definitely not for me though.
 
RADAR said:
Theres an old saying "use it or loose it" Might want to take heed!

RADAR

You know I really like you my man. You have a great attitude. But you know it's a question of faith and what I believe. So, there's no other alternative. When the lights go out very shortly, I want him to say, "Good job my soldier."
 
biteme said:
You know I really like you my man. You have a great attitude. But you know it's a question of faith and what I believe. So, there's no other alternative. When the lights go out very shortly, I want him to say, "Good job my soldier."
More power to you my man!
I sure coudn't do it ,unless both arms were broken.

RADAR
 
ok I see where he's going....

wet dreams are really fun, be prepared for some gnarly nocturnal emissions.
 
this is on of the saddest transformations i've ever seen.

Last time I saw people do this it was my parents.

Others have done it for other "gods" though too.. Osama bin Laden comes to mind, very devote, really BELIEVES that Allah wants him to do certain things no matter how ridiculous.

If I did believe, I'd be praying for you now bro.
 
biteme said:
I gave up sex many months ago. Giving up masturbation was gonna be real difficult I knew. I actually want to wait until I get married if that ever happens.
Careful, your gonna start having wet dreams again. You're a grown man.. You're bodies gonna do what it needs to (unless it's that test thing).
BTW, good luck with the transformation. It's a tough row you've chosen to hoe. Don't forget, if you backslide, it's not the end. You can pickup again & keep working.

To the naysayers: While a persons religious revival may seem ludicrous & difficult to watch, to them it is real & something they believe in. If you really care about these people you would cheer them on & support them, not deride them. Osama bin Ladin & his ilk are using religion as a crutch for their power struggles here on earth. They are not supported by any religious doctrine, except for quotes taken out of context. I believe God(Allah) will deal with them when they meet.
 
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you took a trip
and climbed a tree at
robert sledge's party
and there you stayed
til morning came
you were not the same after that
you gave your life to jesus christ
and after all your friends went home
you came down
you looked around
you were not the same after that
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
is masterbating even considered a sin?

Actually, it is only a sin for a man. The bible say's something about not wasting your semen(or whatever they call it) on the earth. So it is a double standard, women can do it and be ok with God but it is wrong for a man to do it. God is DEFINITELY a man :) .
 
You say miracle to stop masturbating. I say I'd better suffer a tragedy to make me stop jerking it. Like having both arms and legs torn off in a barage of mortars.
 
danaf1 said:
Actually, it is only a sin for a man. The bible say's something about not wasting your semen(or whatever they call it) on the earth. So it is a double standard, women can do it and be ok with God but it is wrong for a man to do it. God is DEFINITELY a man :) .

*wipes sweat from brow*

Good... because otherwise I'd have a one way ticket to hell! ;)
 
biteme said:
I have stopped masturbating. No way I could do that on my own. It was an addiction that I thought I could never break. The desire isn't even there. I know this sounds funny but it's true.

Wow, have you been to see a doctor about this serious, life threatening issue? Masturbation should be a central fixture in every man's life, even when getting laid on a regular basis. :verygood:

Zig
 
respect to you and your beliefs biteme but i still don't see what can be achieved by denying yourself (sex/masturbation) one of lifes few pleasures?
 
danaf1 said:
Actually, it is only a sin for a man. The bible say's something about not wasting your semen(or whatever they call it) on the earth. So it is a double standard, women can do it and be ok with God but it is wrong for a man to do it. God is DEFINITELY a man :) .

That comes from the story of Onan. And I believe it is a misinterpretation, due to ignorance of Jewish law and the customs of that time. Onan's brother died childless, and it was Onan's duty to impregnate his brother's widow according to Hebrew tradition. Onan "spilled his seed" instead. The sin wasn't masturbation, it was his failure to perform his duty.

Besides, that's Old Testament. Accepting Jesus as one's savior supercedes Jewish Law, which is why Christians can eat pork and don't have to circumcise. As far as I'm concerned, if there is nothing in The New Testament forbidding masturbation, it is not forbidden and not sinful. The Ten Commandments and The Golden Rule are pretty much all the "law" that a Christian needs.

I'm not even sure that fornication is expressly forbidden either. Adultery is, but that is a very specific case of fornication. Adultery involves one or more MARRIED parties fornicating with a different partner. So unless you're boinking a married person, or cheating on your spouse, you're not committing Adultery and, therefore, not violating the Commandment.

Many people seem to confuse Victorian-era prudishness with religious law and custom. This is almost as amusing as people who think that using the archaic English of The King James Bible when they pray is somehow more "holy" than speaking in standard English.
 
Mr. dB said:
That comes from the story of Onan. And I believe it is a misinterpretation, due to ignorance of Jewish law and the customs of that time. Onan's brother died childless, and it was Onan's duty to impregnate his brother's widow according to Hebrew tradition. Onan "spilled his seed" instead. The sin wasn't masturbation, it was his failure to perform his duty.

Many people seem to confuse Victorian-era prudishness with religious law and custom. This is almost as amusing as people who think that using the archaic English of The King James Bible when they pray is somehow more "holy" than speaking in standard English.

Good post.
One thing that never ceases to amaze me, since I started reading this board, is the wide range of knowledge from learned people that is available here. If you can cut through all the indoctrinated rhetoric, & your mind is open, you can really learn a lot here.
 
good for you biteme...i respect you and your choices!!!!! and i am sure when you find the right girl she will respect you also for your decision!
 
great post mr. db.

Whatever makes biteme happy is fine by me. I guess I'm just getting sick of hearing about it.
 
Mr. dB said:
That comes from the story of Onan. And I believe it is a misinterpretation, due to ignorance of Jewish law and the customs of that time. Onan's brother died childless, and it was Onan's duty to impregnate his brother's widow according to Hebrew tradition. Onan "spilled his seed" instead. The sin wasn't masturbation, it was his failure to perform his duty.

Besides, that's Old Testament. Accepting Jesus as one's savior supercedes Jewish Law, which is why Christians can eat pork and don't have to circumcise. As far as I'm concerned, if there is nothing in The New Testament forbidding masturbation, it is not forbidden and not sinful. The Ten Commandments and The Golden Rule are pretty much all the "law" that a Christian needs.

I'm not even sure that fornication is expressly forbidden either. Adultery is, but that is a very specific case of fornication. Adultery involves one or more MARRIED parties fornicating with a different partner. So unless you're boinking a married person, or cheating on your spouse, you're not committing Adultery and, therefore, not violating the Commandment.

Many people seem to confuse Victorian-era prudishness with religious law and custom. This is almost as amusing as people who think that using the archaic English of The King James Bible when they pray is somehow more "holy" than speaking in standard English.

Good post, but fornication and lust are sins. I constantly read the new testament. If you look at pornography and fantacise about sexual acts with someone that you are not married to, it is sin. Nearly impossible not to do except for those who walk extremely close with God. Everyone sins. Peace.
 
saint808 said:
is it a sin to masturbate and fantasize to midgets... i mean they are like people only smaller.

LOL. I think you know the answer to that. BTW, your search is not over because you haven't found the answer you are seeking yet.
 
saint808 said:
what about lusting after pregnant women? Do you get the double sin whammy on that?

I'm not sure. Let me go consult Jesus and I'll get back with you on that one. Probably at least a sin and 1/2 if not more.
 
RADAR said:
More power to you my man!
I sure coudn't do it ,unless both arms were broken.

RADAR

and legs... I can be resourceful at times of need... jk - I'd probably kick em trying lol
 
Uhm....you gave up gear and you now don't feel like masturbating. If you hadn't of found Jesus you would be posting up about how to cure this rather than claiming its a testiment to God.

(poke....) :)
 
WODIN said:
Uhm....you gave up gear and you now don't feel like masturbating. If you hadn't of found Jesus you would be posting up about how to cure this rather than claiming its a testiment to God.

(poke....) :)

Oh no. It was so ingrained into me that I still wouldn't have stopped. All the cycles I've done in the past and never did post recovery back in the day, I still masturbated daily even when I couldn't get it up for the actual act until hormone levels returned to normal.
 
biteme said:
Oh no. It was so ingrained into me that I still wouldn't have stopped. All the cycles I've done in the past and never did post recovery back in the day, I still masturbated daily even when I couldn't get it up for the actual act until hormone levels returned to normal.
LMAO!!! That's fuckin hillarious.

You rock man :)
 
Elitefitness is like a comedy show for me every day. Its how I relax at night before I hit the sack. Biteme I respect what you are doing bro but I could never do it. I love pussy more than anything on earth and I am have been shut off from it so I spank the monkey every morning before I go to work and somtimes before I go to bed. lmao.

You have a strong mind bro. I do not.
 
biteme said:
Because I am a believer. "Against all hope we believe." because of what we have seen when we had faith. And I believe this. If I abstain from premarital sex and do my best to avoid masturbation, I believe that God will bless me with a wonderful marriage, it that is in his plans for me. Otherwise, I'll just continue to be one of his soldiers. I slaved for God this weekend and it felt so good that I can't put it into words. Friday night, I did manual labor work, hardest work I've done in years. Shoveling dirt, branches and leaves into the back of a pickup for several hours. I was covered in dirt and sweat and thouroughly exhausted when we finished.

Amen brother--my fiance and i are abstinate and have been for 4 years--keep it up --my girl is awesome and you wont end up a divorcey with kids and on anti-depressants--its worth the wait
 
hunglikeaseahorse said:
Amen brother--my fiance and i are abstinate and have been for 4 years--keep it up --my girl is awesome and you wont end up a divorcey with kids and on anti-depressants--its worth the wait

So all problems with marriage and children root back to pre-marital sex?
 
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