WTF? Am I just not meant to get laid?

[jackangel]

change your sig to read

"Pwned by childhood friend"

 

[alien amp pharm]

change your sig to read

"Pwned by childhood friend"

lol

It needs to say:

"pwned by 20 yr old virgin"
"pwned by tv show"
"pwned by childhood friend"

 

[alien amp pharm]

Another pic.

http://www.elitefitness.com/gallery/uploads/30034/autmedium.jpg

Not sure if that does her justice, but she is smoking if you saw her.

I never win.

 

[DIVISION]

I never win.

I wish I could be your mentor for a week or so.....

I'd have told the childhood friend that he'd hang with ya' on the DL, hint-hint...wink-wink.......and then make him leave.

I'd make sure you'd get in with that girl, aap......

But.....I can't bridge the gap from your khakis to her panties....meaning that you'd have to handle your biz in the bedroom.....can you do that?


DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

you'll get her next time...

 

[alien amp pharm]

But.....I can't bridge the gap from your khakis to her panties....meaning that you'd have to handle your biz in the bedroom.....can you do that?

I was loaded up on 2 days of Liquid Cialis thanks to Anchillery Guys.

I was stocking more wood than Home Depot. I was ready.

 

[DIVISION]

I was loaded up on 2 days of Liquid Cialis thanks to Anchillery Guys.

I was stocking more wood than Home Depot. I was ready.

If you had good wood, then why didn't ya' take the initiative and tell your childhood Homie that you'd get at him on the DL and that you had some biz at hand?

Powers of persuasion, holmes.....

See what you want, Take what you want......


DIV

 

[KA-BAR]

That is terrible news. That guy should have left.

 

[randk]

It's called an erection.

 

[ceo]

this HAS to be a joke...too unbelievable. I cannot imagine this happening...at least not to me.