WTF? Am I just not meant to get laid?

[tuc biscuit]

I often wear a few condoms on top of each other, then when it is time to do 'the dirty' I take all off apart from one, it increases sensation.

 

[alien amp pharm]

youre a dummy, and you cockblocked yourself. sympathy = 0

I think you are right. Hopefully I can get some redemption.

yea its pretty unbelievable, for one thing , the chick u went out with is maggie from that awesome sports update site, sportsbybrooks.com

Nah this chick is legit. I bought a digital camera last weekend. She's a very cute girl.

Allowing a blatant cockblock aside, did you say you had your condom on all night long in anticipation of getting sex later on? Does this mean you were wearing it on your penis while you were on the date with her??? Isn't that kind of stupid?

I was joking. Who the hell actually wears condoms?
j/k....I stole that bit from SSME's material.

Smurfy.... He looks like Patrick Swazye paired with the cutest smile .... a real hottie, Don't know what gives.

Smurfy, that was me in my avatar a week or so ago (black shirt). I was forced to remove it because some of the EF guys were crashing the servers due to overwhelming love PM's sent to me. (mainly Tuc & Gambino)

 

[TC2]

It's because the chicks can smell the desperation...start acting like an ass, like you couldn't care less about them and they will flock to you.

 

[ceo]

It's because the chicks can smell the desperation...start acting like an ass, like you couldn't care less about them and they will flock to you.

aint that the truth!

I also agree with goldendelicious...sympathy = 0
if this shit is true, then you actually did cock block yourself.

I can't understand why it is so hard for you to get laid...getting laid is the easy part. If you actually move on to the "relationship" part, that's when it gets tough.

 

[BileStew]

Another pic.

http://www.elitefitness.com/gallery/uploads/30034/autmedium.jpg

Not sure if that does her justice, but she is smoking if you saw her.

I never win.

Nice gal, send her my way. I'll give her a thrust or two for you.

Also, all of your posts lately REEK of Fxygelisms.

heh