WTF? Am I just not meant to get laid?

[Kroliczek]

.... Don't know what to say. While reading this all I could do is shake my head and repeat... poor poor aap

Exactly!

I can't believe that you already had the condom on!!!

Why didn't you just say something to your friend?? If you really wanted it so badly you could have said to him "**** (whatever his name is), can I ask you something in the kitchen?" Then tell him to LEAVE.

I wouldn't worry too much....it seems like she likes you, you will probably get another chance with this girl.

Just be patient. The best things come to those who wait. (very appropriate for Halloween Day, no?)

 

[Smurfy]

sorry 'bout your bad luck, aap.

can u post up a pic of yourself. i wanna see the man who keeps getting pwned. thanks

 

[Evil_Frisky]

sorry 'bout your bad luck, aap.

can u post up a pic of yourself. i wanna see the man who keeps getting pwned. thanks

Smurfy.... He looks like Patrick Swazye paired with the cutest smile .... a real hottie, Don't know what gives.

 

[gonelifting]

Exactly!

I can't believe that you already had the condom on!!!

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You`d be surprised at how many of us guys do that. It`s no big deal, if it gets messed up (and sometimes it does) we just put a different one on at time of engagement.

It certainly reduces the time it takes for sex, you don`t wanna be wasting time when you`re ready. Plus it feels good while you`re walking around with it on. Especially if it`s a lubricated one.

Some girls are surprised to see it when I pull my pants down, but they soon relax and just enjoy the rubber love train.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Some girls are surprised to see it when I pull my pants down, but they soon relax and just enjoy the rubber love train.

there went my coffee!

 

[Smurfy]

enjoy the rubber love train.

LMAO!!!

 

[Kroliczek]

You`d be surprised at how many of us guys do that. It`s no big deal, if it gets messed up (and sometimes it does) we just put a different one on at time of engagement.

It certainly reduces the time it takes for sex, you don`t wanna be wasting time when you`re ready. Plus it feels good while you`re walking around with it on. Especially if it`s a lubricated one.

Some girls are surprised to see it when I pull my pants down, but they soon relax and just enjoy the rubber love train.

Lol. Thanks for the insight! I really did not know that!
It feels good when you are walking around ?? LOL. I guess it is like me walking around with no undies on and jeans on...that feels good.

 

[Smurfy]

sometimes i walk around with a dildo in my pants so in case i DON'T get laid that night, at least I still get a thrill.

 

[gonelifting]

I`m sure all the guys will post up on how they wear their condoms during a date. I`m sure it`s not just me and aap.


LOL I once Pee`d while wearing a condom and it filled up like a balloon. That sucked, but I`m thinking after we were done with sex that the urine helped even further the anti-baby making process. Sorta like Coke.

 

[*MissFit*]

Ask her out again. Bring take out rent a movie and fuck all nite long