WTF? Am I just not meant to get laid?

[Robert Jan]

Is he a retard? You were dressed up nice for a date (I take it) and walking with a girl to her apartment.

Is he retarded?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

aap, every male on the planet understands how important it is getting with a new girl. you could have screamed "get the fuck out" while hitting him with a golf club and he still wouldnt be upset at you the next day

youre a dummy, and you cockblocked yourself. sympathy = 0

 

[Yarg!]

yea its pretty unbelievable, for one thing , the chick u went out with is maggie from that awesome sports update site, sportsbybrooks.com

 

[Yarg!]

nm, from first glance she sorta looked liked maggie.


http://sportsbybrooks.com/Maggie.html

 

[Forge]

I take her back around 12:30 and walk to her door. She asks me if I want to come inside. I'm like sure! (Alien is going to score!) I even had my condom already on from during the date anticipation a fuck-fest.

Allowing a blatant cockblock aside, did you say you had your condom on all night long in anticipation of getting sex later on? Does this mean you were wearing it on your penis while you were on the date with her??? Isn't that kind of stupid?

 

[Gambino]

I grew up with this guy and he's moving. I felt bad not hanging out with him, but yes he didn't seem to sense me getting any. He was a little intoxicated too.

I called this girl and invited her out tonight, but she said she was staying in.

Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!

I would like to add that, contrary to pop. opinoin, your friend was not cockblocking, nor was he being a dick for hanging out. You said you knew him a while, so he knew you as well...that is, he knew your game was kinda weak and he wasn't used to you hanging around with a "girl." Your friend didn't know you were gonna score, and why should he, you haven't in the past...

 

[The Greatest]

it honeslty seems that you don't want to get laid.

 

[Gambino]

it honeslty seems that you don't want to get laid.

proly just trying to cover up his homo-erotic cravings

 

[gonelifting]

DP and take pics.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I mean for real.

I went out with this chick last night in my avatar
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Things went well, I made my patented moves and we ended up being all over each other the entire date.

I take her back around 12:30 and walk to her door. She asks me if I want to come inside. I'm like sure! (Alien is going to score!) I even had my condom already on from during the date anticipation a fuck-fest.

Then my friend that lives 5 apartments down from her I hadn't seen in a year comes running over and will not leave. He wants to hang out since it's been a while since we've seen each other.

We all went out and I didn't get back until 5:30 am. By that time I was too tired to even care.

Now I sit stoned with blueballs. Will the madness ever end !?!?!?

.... Don't know what to say. While reading this all I could do is shake my head and repeat... poor poor aap