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What's the funniest thing you saw in the gym????

okay here are funny stories

When i go to the gym there is this guy that probably goes there 3 days per week. He is looks like joe escobar with a gut, he has a dirty mexican moustache and he has curly hair in his head it's almost a jerry curl he must be in his 30's. He comes in wearing purple sweat pants and a spandex tank top or a normal tank top. If the site isn't funny enough. This is what he does. he wants into the gym grabs 10 pound dumbells then goes right infront of a workout station looking in the mirror. Holds them down by his sides and moves side to side like a penguin. EXACTLy like one. He goes side to side for about 5 minutes then stops, then does it again about 5 times then he leaves lol.

Another guy in my gym looks like he's in his late 40's he is 5ft nothing about 110 pounds or so. just a tiny guy close to a midget. He comes into the gym and loads up the bar with heavy weights. for his bench press he loads up the bar with 2 45's on each side then his range of motion is about 3 inchces. then another exercise i've seen him do or I don't know what the fuck he's doing. but he goes to a squat rack in which you can set the bar down about at the height you do shrugs. so he loads up the bar with 6 or 8 45's on each side then he tries to lift it he can't budge it, he might be trying to do shrugs or something who knows. But it's funny and everyone looks at him like he's an idiot.
 
I WAS LIFTING ONE DAY AND THERE ARE THESE 2 GAY GUYS THAT COME IN AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY TONED. IM TALKING GAY AS IN SPANDEX SHORTS TANKTOPS AND BOOTS WITH SLOUCH SOCKS, BUT ANYWAYS THEY WERE DOING SQUATS AND ON WAS LIFTING AND THE OTHER WAS SPOTTING HIM FROM BEHIND AS HE WAS STRUGGLING WITH THE LIFT, YELLING "YEAH BE THE MAN, BE THE MAN, YOUR THE MAN" I GUESS THAT SOME MOTIVATIONAL SHIT BUT I WOULD NOT KNOW. BUT EVERYONE WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL
 
We have this older guy (like 50) who has a pot belly but is skinny everywhere else. He does situps non-stop on the decline bench for 30 minutes straight! He does this all the time, but it doesn't seem to help. I feel like screaming GET LIPO & STOP HOGGING OUR 1 DECLINE BENCH! :mad:
 
Well the town I live in has what we call "Aristorcrats" you know...the pretty boys...designer workout cloths, et al....
One day I was doing leg presses. I usually start out with 600 for warm up and work up to 1200 or so. This goof walks past me and very causally says "Let the weight on after you done" with a smirk on his face. So, being the nice SOB I am, I went up to 1300 and
when I was done walked over to him and said I was done and he could have the press now. Everyone knows me in there and heard his comment, so they just watched and waited....Everyone applauded as he started stripping of the plates....mostly 100's ......he was gett'n kinda redfaced just doing that !

and hey Fitfossil ...watch that older guy ( like 50 ) shit !!!! LOL

Take Care !!
Bill
 
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I always find it amusing when a couple will come in and workout together using the exact same training program. Same weight too.
 
This was probably funny to the people around me.

Last Sat. I went to a different gym to help my step-son with his technique.

I was in the middle of a bench press rep when some chick (personal trainer) from the gym walked up right next to me and asked if I'd like to try a sample of a new protien drink they have.

I threw the weight up and racked it making a lot of noise. I then jumped off the bench and sreamed "Fuk no you stupid b!tch". I made several other rude comments while she fled the weight room. I took a few minutes to settle down and got back to work.

Well, guess what. In the middle of my next set some dude (personal trainer) stands next to me and ask me what my problem is. I mean, I have the bar about half way down on rep #3 of that set and he does this shit. I went from aggrivated to insain in one instant. I actually sat up with the bar this time without racking it. (225lb sit-up, who says I don't do abs). When he saw this he was backing up, when I threw the bar off of my lap onto the floor he actually ran out of the room.

Needless to say, I didn't finish my workout. But no one from the gym even looked at me after that. I was one fired up MF. I think I would have crushed the next 'personal trainer' that talked to me that day. I think my step-son is suffering from post traumatic stress, he says he can do all right on his own for a while;)
 
not funny/sick

This is more sick than funny, a guy came in and was sick. After snezing into his hands he then proceeded to pick his nose of what was in there, and then wiped it on a 45 plate. He went right on with his workout.... Makes me sick

Whiskey
 
I like it...

...when some little 250 pound, chemical hormone-filled turd starts bragging about how strong he is and my friend Toby (who is a full-time trainer) says: "Go humble him."

I like arm-wrestling with Roidheads. It teaches them that science can never improve on nature.
 
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