What's the funniest thing you saw in the gym????

[SAGAT]

ok ok....this old lady who fell asleep on the stationery bike, and this other FAT dude, real heavy dude was trying to do flies, with 15pounders , real funny how he did them, from starting position he would curl it to his chest, using ONLY his elbows to do the work and then he would let the dumbbells rest on his fatass chest. I really felt sorry for him! well ok maybe it wasn't THAT funny but you just had to see it! I can't explain it very well.

 

[regurgitator]

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My buddy thought up an idea to put a little camera in a gym bag and go to the gym and do the machines all wrong(whilst wearing stange outfits for added effect)- it would be great to get other peoples reactions, then when other people try and let you know how to do it correctly you could tell them that you know what your doing and that your a personal trainer...that would be funny as hell. It would work best with a really skinny guy or a fat guy...like lay on the leg press machine and push with your hands...would make a good comedy skit.....as a side note, has anyone actually heard a girl fart in the gym? or squeel out a fart rather? That is nuts!! I would have to laugh cause as far as I know girls dont fart....

 

[mikelong23]

The best are the little MF's who are 5'10 and about a soaking 160, that wear the wife beater everyday and walk with their arms out as if hitting a standing pose all day long

 

[regurgitator]

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I am 5'11" and a soaking 183....of course I dont wear tank tops nor do I walk that way.....personally I think tank tops on any size guy look stupid....wife beaters are not too bad but the standard tank top with the giant gorilla or whatever on the front is lame....yet tons of huge guys wear them every day at the gym...I guess cause "regular" shirts are too restricting or something..

 

[testbuilt]

I'm in the gym earlier this week and there's this HOT chick doing crunches on a stability ball. She wants to make is tougher so she puts her feel up on the wall. She only gets about 5 reps in and their is this big POP! The F*ckin' ball bursts and this chick falls flat on her ass! Wow man, I LOVE the gym!

 

[Skeeter1]

ROTFLMFAO............

 

[FitFossil]

Have you ever seen this?

Today there was a guy using the bench press to do squats and bicep curls! Not sure why. There was a perfectly good squat rack right next to the bench press. He didn't put any weight on the bar, then he straddled the bench and squatted until he was sitting, then he came back up. Between sets he did bicep curls. And when he wasn't doing that, he was either doing situps on just lying there. And we only HAVE 1 fricken bench press! Based on his physique, he didn't look like any kind of training expert, but he strutted around the place like he was some hot shot.

 

[Belial]

Got a better one. A guy doing curls with the EZ curl bar... put his back up against the wall (for stability I guess, but it wasn't stopping him from swinging his hips wildly). Anyway, guy comes up a bit too enthusiastically for what looked more like a hang clean, and smacks himself in the chin. Nobody but me saw. Now THAT was funny.

(This is the kid who comes in there every single day, and looks the same as he did a year ago. Pudgy, not particularly strong, and absolutely in love with himself)

 

[the People's Champ]

what a dumbass, waste of time, space, oxygen, membership. jeesus..

 

[FitFossil]

After I do weights, I get on the treadmill. It's positioned where you see everyone working out. Real entertainment.

The other day, I saw all these people, all lifting their weights with LOTS of body english, right from rep one. I don't make fun of new people trying, but these are the same 'ol people I've watched for years, and nothing ever changes.

One guy was doing bicep curls - hoisting himself back so far it looked like he was going to do a back flip right there. Another guy doing rear lateral raises - looked like a big mating eagle - head bobbing/wings flapping (I've seen some nature shows ) working everything except his rear delts. Then there's always the skinny girl with spider arms trying to curl 5lbs as fast as she can, her hips thrusting like a belly dancer.

I've seen all these people do this before, just it was really funny seeing it all at the same time. I thought we should turn up the music with the body english being so loud.