What's the funniest thing you saw in the gym????

[big4life]

I've got 2 for you.

1)The people who drive around the parking lot looking
for a parking space up close. I mean you're going to
the gym to workout. BTW. we are only talking like 50 or 60
yards further to walk.

2)This guy doing bent over rows standing almost vertical.
A trainer even told him how to do them. He told her he
could lift more weight his way.

 

[regurgitator]

treadmills...

My friend told me the most embarrasing thing that has happened to him was on a treadmill. He was running on one at the gym, it was packed and he decided to close his eyes and imagine he was running outside or something...well within a few minutes he managed to miss step and flew off the treadmill...he fell on his ass and everyone was looking at him....he said he just left, I guess you would feel stupid and have to leave right? damn that is funny....

 

[Kilroy]

>he managed to miss step and flew off the treadmill...
>he fell on his ass and everyone was looking at him....
>he said he just left, I guess you would feel stupid and
>have to leave right?

I'd grin at the closest person staring at me and say,
"Damn that's fun! You ought to try it!"

 

[THE BOUNCER]

tight jean shorts burst on a dude while squatting...no underwear! bad planning...

bwahahah

 

[Kilroy]

Or maybe good planning, depending who was
watching & what they saw...

 

[toga22]

originally from Kilroy

The guy who came in this week, got all dressed up in The guy who came in this week, got all dressed up in
his exercise outfit, did 10 situps, then changed back
into his business clothes and left.
Wonder if he showered, too.

Or how about the people who come in, wander from
station to station like tourists, do about 3 reps on each
with no weight, then leave?

God I must see this 20 time a day. Get a life!! Or give me your membership fee! Can't you just hear them talk to their friends....
"Ya, went to the gym and worked out today..........."

 

[orca]

I've got to post this, this is funny shit. My girlfriend is one tuff bitch, were doing chest and it just happens that these two guys are basically mimicing my routine, following us around exercise after exercise not even getting close to the weight that my girl was lifting. Damn the looks on these guys faces, priceless.
They were probably around 20-24 years old and getting smoked by a girl whos 5'4 and 108 pounds.

Not even kiddin, I dont know when they come to the gym but I can honestly say that they have not come back.


ORCA

 

[NoMoreExcuses]

Originally posted by Sassy69
5) The girl in the gym w/ her boyfriend trying to figure out how to do cable rows, except she squeels a little fart out ....

That's some funny sh!t

 

[Jacked Johnson]

The classic guy with"bigman" syndrome. You know, where they walk around with their lats continuously flared out like they are jacked. Yet the guy weighs about 190 lbs, soaking wet ,with rocks in his pocket!

 

[Scotsman]

One time I saw a guy on a stairmaster in a three piece suit. No kidding he had on leather dress shoes slacks,jacket,shirt, and tie. He had propped his briefcase up against the base of the machine. Also he was wearing tinted glass. The best part was that it was at about 11:30 at night.