what's the first thing that you do right after sex?

[dullboy]

dullboy would've done a poll, but he suspects the answers will range better and certainly be more amusing on their own.


call a cab. /obvious

 

[jenscats5]

Rest!

 

[marvelous54]

Rest!

EXACTLY! Lie still for a few minutes and think about how fu@%!ng great it was!

 

[Longhorn85]

Afternoon: get the towel, turn the volume back down on the TV, unlock the door, spoon
Nighttime: get the towel, turn the TV on, unlock the door, spoon
Early morning quickie: call in to say I'll be late for work

 

[awittyusername]

dullboy would've done a poll, but he suspects the answers will range better and certainly be more amusing on their own.


call a cab. /obvious

I love dullboy, but I am going to have to disagree with dullboy

I used to call the cab before

 

[Wulfgar]

Close the magazine, put the jergens away, and throw away the kleenex

 

[rnch]

roll outta da wet spot.

 

[needtogetaas]

sleep.

 

[dullboy]

I used to call the cab before

hot


+ the idea of you hurrying things along if the cab comes too quickly and you don't is very amusing.

nothing more annoying than a beeping cab in front of the house.

 

[testbaby25]

Get ready to pound it again