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Valentines and 2 girl freinds :(

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yosshimura

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WTF am I going to do!?! :bawling: I am going to loose one way or the other!:chainsaw: If I go out with gf1 then gf2 will be stood up and vice versa :bawling: and well, one or the other I am going to loose :rolleyes:

Thinking of not going out Sat night, period :( , that way I will be home and accept incoming calls from both.. Tell them I am sick or something. THen SUnday can split the day in two, one in the day time one in the eveing... Problem? YEah, what if they want to come over to take care of me Sat night when I am "sick " WTF:spit:
 
wtf?? are you a man or a mouse?? invite one over at 7 on v-day, ask the other to arrive at 8, right about the time you've got the edible oil good and warm. you pour the oil and lick it off both. problem solved. :D
 
you will be exposed on v day
 
Yeah bro, maybe you should have thought of that before.

Most chicks are pretty good at busting guys with lame excuses. Thus, I highly doubt that either one is really going to fall for the "Gee, wow, I think I have that wierd Valentine's Day flu" routine.

Sorry bro, you're fucked. and not in a good way.
 
Invite em BOTH over - maybe you'll get em 2 at once :D!!!

J/K - sounds like doom. No chance of you "having to leave for work" or some other lame ass excuse? If i was you I'd try to get the hell out of Dodge for the weekend :).
 
Yerfukt
 
Set up that you will be out of town with one....some relative died or something....then take gf2 out of town. You're out making time with girl A, while setting up an opportunity for some sympathy nookie when you get back with girl B.
 
Wow, this isn't rocket science. Take one out Friday and the other out Saturday. Tell the first one you're working on V-day. Pretty simple, if you ask me.
 
This is the perfect opportunity for a threesome. Start working on it now. Tell each of them it's been a fantasy of yours and that's what you want for v-day, both for your pleasure and theirs.
 
My gal pal hates V-day. If I bought her anything non-football/computer/sex related she'd probably throw me out.
 
Yeashs, make up an exduse... sounds easy, but it is not that easy, one is 34 and the other is 40, so I can only play them for so long.... I have handled it fine for about 3 months..

X-mas - family
New Years - family, then went out w/gf2... gf1 was with her family.

But Val isn't a family deal.

Business travel? Fat chance on a weekend for me :( .. My job is 8-?, but definitely not on a Sat night, I am not like a PC tech, who had to be paged or something like that, LOL.

This is serious, :( ... I am fucked :(.. Threesome? Yeah, thats fine with GF1, not sure about gf2, but it aint going to happen this way, when they start talking about how they each met me, busted :(...

I don't know... maybe tell them I have to take care of my babies, b/c my ex wife is a bitch and bailed on me, lol.. but don't want to portray the ex or the children as an obstacle, I MIGHT get DUMPED. LOL... hmm....

I might just have to dump gf2 this week, and ignore her for a week ;(.. she is the least likely to find a grudge fuck for Valentines day... and then make up on MOnday... probably... that might be it ..
 
This is why if you're gonna juggle two women, make sure one is married. The married ones can't spend holidays with you.
 
Wow, you fucked up.
 
I would play sick....take one out on sun and the other the next day. Just pretend you have the stomach flu and call both that night so they know that you are really home 'Sick"
 
Dial_tone said:
This is why if you're gonna juggle two women, make sure one is married. The married ones can't spend holidays with you.
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that is brilliant. stay the fuck away from my wife :D
 
I don't think the sick deal would work because even though my boyfriend lives an hour and a half away, if he called and said he was sick and couldn't spend V-day with me, there's nothing that would stop me from driving to take care of him. Plus, I would think it was odd, and that would make me drive there even
FASTER!!
 
This is no problem at all. I had 3 girlfriends show up at the same club to see me. This is what you do.


Speech #1 intended for GF#1 :

"Hey baby, I want to treat you right on Valentines day but it's impossible to get reservations at a nice restaurant and I really want to treat you nice and spend lots of time with you (blah blah blah) so why don't we celebrate on Febuary 13th ? "

Speech #2 intended for GF#2 :

"Hey baby, I want to treat you right on Valentines day but it's impossible to get reservations at a nice restaurant and I really want to treat you nice and spend lots of time with you (blah blah blah) so why don't we celebrate on Febuary 15th ? "

On valentines day tell them both some sob story about how a friend of yours got dumped by his GF and he really loved her so his guy friends are taking him out to get him all wasted....no girls allowed. You have to hold your ground on this one. You feel bad, but you really have to be there for this friend of yours, and who cares which day you celebrate Valentines day anyway? Febuary 14th was just chosen by the card companies!!!!

See. Even you believe it. I'm here all week.

Socules, Gymguryl...you're both really hot.

i'm out.
 
:D Mix good speeches, LOL... will keep them in mind.

It kinda got resolved on its own today :mix: .. gf1 told me she couldn't get her mom to take care of her kids sat evening, so if I would "mind" celebrating during the day.. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

So, problem pretty much solved... day shift , late lunch - gf1

Evening, late shift, gf2 for dinner....

I am back in the game...

Problem now? WHen gf1 calls me that evening I better be in the right place to be able to answer the phone, b/c if I don't I could be busted still, LOL... BUT it was HER choice not to go out in the evening, LOl
 
OMG, I forgot I had posted this....

I gotta tell you guys/gals the final outcome later, just bumping it up for now :D ... bottom line I was with both until 1-2 mths ago and I couldn't take it anymore so dumped the 40 yr old.... :D
 
Dial_tone said:
This is why if you're gonna juggle two women, make sure one is married. The married ones can't spend holidays with you.
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That's pretty sick, I don't think I could ever fuck a married woman - think about what you are doing... when she gets found out her kids might carry that anger and kill someone one day or something man is that worth some pussy?
 
mixyzptlk said:
This is no problem at all. I had 3 girlfriends show up at the same club to see me. This is what you do.


Speech #1 intended for GF#1 :

"Hey baby, I want to treat you right on Valentines day but it's impossible to get reservations at a nice restaurant and I really want to treat you nice and spend lots of time with you (blah blah blah) so why don't we celebrate on Febuary 13th ? "

Speech #2 intended for GF#2 :

"Hey baby, I want to treat you right on Valentines day but it's impossible to get reservations at a nice restaurant and I really want to treat you nice and spend lots of time with you (blah blah blah) so why don't we celebrate on Febuary 15th ? "

On valentines day tell them both some sob story about how a friend of yours got dumped by his GF and he really loved her so his guy friends are taking him out to get him all wasted....no girls allowed. You have to hold your ground on this one. You feel bad, but you really have to be there for this friend of yours, and who cares which day you celebrate Valentines day anyway? Febuary 14th was just chosen by the card companies!!!!

See. Even you believe it. I'm here all week.

Socules, Gymguryl...you're both really hot.

i'm out.
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Why couldn't he take his favorite out on V-Day and save the otherfor 13th or 15th?
 
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