Hugh Gellatts said:this is a little f#$%#d up, but i've spewed right after or during the last 5 workouts in a row (including after a triceps workout, LOL). i'm also making the fastest gains in the gym now (and everyone juices there), so i won't complain. it might have something to do with the yohimbe in the MD6 i'm on...but the stuff is helping me drop bf fast, and my strength is still going up. today it was probably the pgf2a i shot before running sprint intervals.
the main thing that sucks is that whenever i'm about to spew some cute chick walks up and tries to start a conversation. i wonder if they mis-interpret my hyperventilation as an expression of sexual interest or something. if so any thought of potential relations is probably cancelled out by the fact that i then look at them with wierd bugged out eyes, turn, run to the emergency exit door or bathroom, and loudly puke for 5 minuites.
why can't they talk to me in the winter when i am fat, happy, not strung out on numerous metabolic increasing drugs, and taking my lazy ass 7 minuite rest intervals between sets? the end result of all this is that the new improved, steadily getting shredded, sexier version of Hugh Gellatts, who isn't that bad looking in the first place, is on the internet on saturday night.
i am going to sleep now so i can try a new plan tomorrow. i will go to one gym in the morning, train, puke, drool on self, etc. then after thorough cleaning of vomit off self and rinsing out vomit breath, i will oil self up, put on good zubu pants and non puke stained otomix, and go to the gym with the most hotties and pretend to "train." i wonder if i should mimick the whole hyperventilation thing though...that seems to work like a charm.
I feel you on that one bro...lol