she thinks I am a porn star

[GaryWary]

I know that there is humour in what I am saying here, but please listen up!

I met a girl at about the same time as starting a roper cycle.. she hasn't asked any awkward questions regarding me gaining 20lbs (I told her about muscle memory).. but I am so damn horny all the time and I wanna shag her all the time.. totally fucking rampant.

What happens when I go back to my normal levels? My normal level is far from being that of an old man, but still - I have set a precedent.. what happens when I don't want it as much?

 

[Fumunda]

Viagra!!!!

 

[decem]

u b fukt


might as well get as much as you can now.

 

[nandroloner]

Just bridge with andriol.

 

[Zyglamail]

Once the initial excitement is gone and they have ya on the hook, they dont put out anyways, so you prolly wont have to worry about it

 

[nuh_mizer]

Dude that WAS you I say in that movie!!!!!

But seriously, I had the same problem with my last GF. You better pace yourself. Punch the Munchkin when you can so you don't appear so horny all the time.

 

[Nathan]

I'm with Zyglamail. She'll probably be tired of it anyway so it she probably won't ask questions but will just be thankful you don't want to pork 24/7.

 

[hard]

Tell her that you would find her much more attractive in lets say 10-12 weeks!

h.

 

[BigBootyDaddy]

Tell her you juice, and this is how you get.

bbd.

 

[harddtime]

just done come off, hehe