Semen Recipe Book

[Razorguns]

I'll pay $100 to see some of you take a bite out of that cake!

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking

Wonder if chicks are into this?

r

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

when i first saw the cover of this book, I could not believe my eyes! Never before had i thought to combine my two favorite pastimes, (cooking & cumming). As i turned the pages, i got goosebumps up and down my penis and tongue. oh what a delight! cream puffs, coconut cum rum, jiz in a blanket, splooge sponge cake, bust-a-nut roll,oh my! From that moment on, i knew what i should do...BAKE SALE!HOLLA! As the neighbors poured in, i poured my "secret sauce" into the batter. They just kept cumming back! At one point, the neighborhood boy scout leader announced that my cookies were like an orgasm in his mouth! little did he know how close to the truth he was. The praise kept coming, and a few months later, i entered my boston cream pie in the state fair pie contest. to no surprise to me, i won! The $100 grand prize wasn't much, but the satisfied looks on the faces on my customers made my day. And to think it all started with this book...I implore you all to read it and enjoy it as much as i and the good people of kentucky have.


BHAHAHAHA that shit is hilarious!!!!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

some of these comments are so fucking priceless.. and just disgustingly disturbing, haha.. ah the hilarity.

 

[Razorguns]

I bet half the people there post on EF. Notice how quiet everyone is

r

 

[walliwalibus]

That is some classic bullshit but LMAO at the effort some put in. Their helping hand made it all worthwhile reading. Now who's gonna shell out some cash and test it out?

Pick3 and Shrimp Poboy in 3.........2......

 

[Raptorex]

Pick3 in 3, 2, 1....

 

[PICK3]

Pick3 in 3, 2, 1....

Oh, yeah ... I thought this thread was about cooking tips performed on a boat

 

[PICK3]

Didn't they just serve up semen sushi on "The Ultimate Fighter"?

 

[MichaelScott]

it isnt?

 

[Raptorex]

Didn't they just serve up semen sushi on "The Ultimate Fighter"?

LOLOLOLOLOLL