Ok, so this was pretty intimidating...

[jnevin]

So I've been trying to get in with this builder to be his preferred lender. He finally lets me come in for a meeting to go over all the boolshit, we met at his home office. Huge impressive house, really cool. the guy is obviously a hunter because of all of the goddamn dead animals all over the place. He has one of those antler chandaliers in the foyer of the house, and then in his office, he had a chair made out of them. This guy is a bear of a monster of a human being, so this chair along with dead shit all over the place, and guns everywhere, I felt out of my element.

Anyhoo, now that I was feeling uneasy enough to go through this guy's house and ask for business, we start talking about shit. I find out he was a Navy SEAL in Vietnam and he told me a few stories about that. Holy shit on some of those. So then he gestured to a knife he had on the wall with these things tied to the handle and he goes on to tell me about when he was captured and held in a prison camp. He talked about how he was beaten and tortured, and how they saw prisoners get executed, and one of the guys in his squad died from a leg infection and they left the body in with them. Fucked up shit. Then he mentioned that he's half native american and his team was sent as a decoy by some racist douche C.O. because they were all of ethnic origin. So anyway, they were able to escape from their cells/ cages and were trying to escape from the camp. He got the knife that he has in his office and ended up scalping three guards as he made his escape. The scalps are what is hanging from the knife on the wall in his home. I was dumb enough to ask how you go about scalping someone, which he did tell me.


Awkward silence after that. I hope I get the account, but damn if I wasn't skittish for the rest of my visit.

 

[bw1]

LOL, Don't fuck up any of the loans

 

[medical]

At least you got out of there with your hair. There is a site that outs guys who pretend to be ex-SEAL's. I would check it out so at least you know if he is full of shit. My bet is 90% of it is BS. I've been through some stuff and know many others who have been through much more than me in combat and it is not normal to talk about it that openly and in depth.

 

[gonelifting]

Wow.

Are you a banker or a mortgage broker?

How do you get those accounts exactly? Do you give them a preferred rate, lower than the normal walk-in customer because of his volume? Please explain some stuff about the process.

Asshole.

 

[jnevin]

At least you got out of there with your hair. There is a site that outs guys who pretend to be ex-SEAL's. I would check it out so at least you know if he is full of shit. My bet is 90% of it is BS. I've been through some stuff and know many others who have been through much more than me in combat and it is not normal to talk about it that openly and in depth.

He's got photos of him and the unit that got captured along with a bunch of other Vietnam pics in his office. He's really not a bullshit kind of guy either, doesn't have to be.

 

[JayC9]

lmao! Great story.

Let's hear it. How did he say you go about scalping someone?

 

[jnevin]

Wow.

Are you a banker or a mortgage broker?

How do you get those accounts exactly? Do you give them a preferred rate, lower than the normal walk-in customer because of his volume? Please explain some stuff about the process.

Asshole.

I just have to sell him on the fact that I'll follow through with what I say I'll do, i.e. call when I say I will, have people approved when I say they are, just be responsible. Oddly enough, few do that.

I offer him "relationship building" incentives, and will give all referrals from him a credit at the close. When I was with my last company, I had a couple of builder accounts, but when I left there, I left them.

 

[gonelifting]

I can't believe the scalp evidence part. The other stuff happens. ehh. But how do you SAVE pieces of scalp from across the globe for probably months while running from someone? hmmmm.

 

[Frisky]

So I've been trying to get in with this builder to be his preferred lender. He finally lets me come in for a meeting to go over all the boolshit, we met at his home office. Huge impressive house, really cool. the guy is obviously a hunter because of all of the goddamn dead animals all over the place. He has one of those antler chandaliers in the foyer of the house, and then in his office, he had a chair made out of them. This guy is a bear of a monster of a human being, so this chair along with dead shit all over the place, and guns everywhere, I felt out of my element.

Anyhoo, now that I was feeling uneasy enough to go through this guy's house and ask for business, we start talking about shit. I find out he was a Navy SEAL in Vietnam and he told me a few stories about that. Holy shit on some of those. So then he gestured to a knife he had on the wall with these things tied to the handle and he goes on to tell me about when he was captured and held in a prison camp. He talked about how he was beaten and tortured, and how they saw prisoners get executed, and one of the guys in his squad died from a leg infection and they left the body in with them. Fucked up shit. Then he mentioned that he's half native american and his team was sent as a decoy by some racist douche C.O. because they were all of ethnic origin. So anyway, they were able to escape from their cells/ cages and were trying to escape from the camp. He got the knife that he has in his office and ended up scalping three guards as he made his escape. The scalps are what is hanging from the knife on the wall in his home. I was dumb enough to ask how you go about scalping someone, which he did tell me.


Awkward silence after that. I hope I get the account, but damn if I wasn't skittish for the rest of my visit.

maybe he's my dad... I've been looking for him

J/K

damn that is some hard core shit there! ouch!

 

[jnevin]

I can't believe the scalp evidence part. The other stuff happens. ehh. But how do you SAVE pieces of scalp from across the globe for probably months while running from someone? hmmmm.

The pieces were about as big as a yamaka and just tattered.

Jay, he said he had cut the throat of one of them and the other two had been stabbed first. But you take a handful of the hair, pull it hard, and just cut the scalp, and pull it off. His face and gestures are what really sold me on it. Sent a chill down my spine when he was saying it. I could just picture pulling someone's skin off of their head. Fekkin gross.