Little bitch is fine. I didn't kill her or anything. She has her own little bed, and is fed from one of those self feeders and self waterers so her bowl is always full. She doesn't do a thing but piss all over the place, and her healthcare is paid in full. I wish I could be this f*cking cat. Oh yeah, but I'm a monster because I want to get rid of her b/c she ruined everything in my house.
If I had half a brain, I should have let her play on the highway long ago.