Married people and couples

[Cutiebaby]

because my wife jst dos not like to when the kids are awake.there is no reason for it other then that....thats why it pissis me off.

DONT fuckin get me started on this shit!

 

[Smurfy]

DONT fuckin get me started on this shit!

lmao!!

BTW, I did get daytime sex today. My son had gone outside for a while and we took full advantage. Went upstairs and locked the bedroom door and went to town - until, we heard him come into the front door of the house and right upstairs looking for us LMAO knocking on the door asking what we were doing


"taking a nap" I said.

"Unlock the door." he says

So that's when it all ended. That's ok, I was more than fully satisfied.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lmao!!

BTW, I did get daytime sex today. My son had gone outside for a while and we took full advantage. Went upstairs and locked the bedroom door and went to town - until, we heard him come into the front door of the house and right upstairs looking for us LMAO knocking on the door asking what we were doing


"taking a nap" I said.

"Unlock the door." he says

So that's when it all ended. That's ok, I was more than fully satisfied.

My kids are 8,3, and 2. They cannot go out by themselves.
Bottom line is that I am not the quicky type. I am all set with going into the bedroom for a fast 5 minutes and having 2 babies on the other side of the door screaming!
For the record it has not been since 1990 we were not even together then!
It was easier with one kid, we would say we were going in the room to talk about santa or the easter bunny, he would sit on the couch and watch tv and behave. Different story with the two younger ones, we cannot even shower alone with out them in the bathroom talking to us and irritating us!

 

[musclemom]

lmao!!

BTW, I did get daytime sex today. My son had gone outside for a while and we took full advantage. Went upstairs and locked the bedroom door and went to town - until, we heard him come into the front door of the house and right upstairs looking for us LMAO knocking on the door asking what we were doing


"taking a nap" I said.

"Unlock the door." he says

So that's when it all ended. That's ok, I was more than fully satisfied.

Wait until the day you get a knock on the door and this particular conversation ensues:

"Yeah, son?"

"What are you guys doing?"

"Getting changed, we'll be out in a minute," (bear in mind, this was my first husband, a minute was plenty of time for him).

Silence of about 30 seconds, then: "Are you guys having sex in there?"

 

[txbondsman]

Ok, I'm doing a little summary here...
I have alot of shit, like 5 reasons. Nobody else has near that many!
Needto's wife don't "wanto" when he needs to. ( lol, that's funy right there)
And most of us so far, have mentioned.... it's kids.
So, kids it is.
Here's to our kids!
damn little cock blockers!

 

[blueta2]

My kids are 8,3, and 2. They cannot go out by themselves.
Bottom line is that I am not the quicky type. I am all set with going into the bedroom for a fast 5 minutes and having 2 babies on the other side of the door screaming!
For the record it has not been since 1990 we were not even together then!
It was easier with one kid, we would say we were going in the room to talk about santa or the easter bunny, he would sit on the couch and watch tv and behave. Different story with the two younger ones, we cannot even shower alone with out them in the bathroom talking to us and irritating us!

can you tie them up?

 

[txbondsman]

can you tie them up?

Reminds me of the Roseanne Barr joke about when she went to the DR and was telling him that her kids wee driving her crazy. He gave her a script for Valium and she was back in 2 weeks needing more. He told her that she should have taken only so many by now and she replied, "You mean they were for ME!"