azurelumen
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You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night. I was in the locker room changing into my running things after the weight room and these two women started whispering crap about me. Uh hello? I could totally hear them. They were saying that they saw me in the weight room and saw how much I was lifting and thought it was gross. They said some kind of crap about what am I, a man wanna be? I was flabbergasted. I mean, what is this...Junior High!? If you want to say something say it to my face. (And if it's stupid, be prepaid to be told so.) So I turned around and put my hands on my hips and right when I opened my mouth to let them have it...my national level body builder friend walked in. She is probably the biggest most awesomely muscular woman I have ever known in my life. The type you only see on TV, you know? And she interupted unknowingly, all cheery as usual. The two women turned purple, suddenly not interested in being catty and turned back to their lockers. My poor friend was like..."What did I say?" I dropped it. Whatever. LOL. I told her later what had just happened and we laughed about the timing. It couldn't have been more perfect. I've privately nicknamed them the Twinkies, partly for the bleach blond hair, partly for the sickly sweet smell they give off, and partly because with the pink girly weights they play around with I'm sure thier insides are creme filled and full of perservatives. Heh.