just banged some chick... funny story actually

[duritz]

well i met her at a club two weeks ago... she blew me in my car after like an hour of dancing... then she came over like a week later and blew me again.. we hung out for like an hour after...

she msgs me on my computer how she wants to get together and bang tonight... i told her i was going out and my friends were gonna come voer in a lil bit, but if she can get here by 8 we can bang

she arrives at 755. we immediately go to my room and she starts to blow me... i plow her she cums... then i focus for me to come... she gets dressed and leaves...

the perfect hook up. she was gone by 815. i haven't cum that quick since i saw a naked pic of poyeboy

 

[duritz]

the part that makes women get upset about what a guy across the country just did

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

and exactly what part of this story is funny???

 

[louden_swain]

and exactly what part of this story is funny???

exactly what I am thinking.

 

[duritz]

the part of the story that is funny is that people like you think it is a stupid story... the story wasn't actually the fact that i banged some chick, but you people are the story... and you're funny

 

[the nature boy]

*sound of crickets chirping*

 

[DepressiveJuice]

hah. i get it. the funny part is that he got laid

 

[duritz]

hah. i get it. the funny part is that he got laid

the funny part is that i'm a loser and i had sex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[bigschweeler]

the part of the story that is funny is that people like you think it is a stupid story... the story wasn't actually the fact that i banged some chick, but you people are the story... and you're funny

still not getting it.

but way to go on getting some ass.

 

[BonerBoy]

that is great man, I love that story,

I got wood now, i used to have a girl like that

so what does she look like?