"if you touch me again, i will punch you in the f*n face"

[KillahBee]

So, this was an interesting weekend. After a wedding with my boo on Sat, I picked up her roommate (a girl I had never met) and headed to the Giants game (hotel parking lot across the street) for tailgating. We pull in and meet my friends there and start the partying. I (and all my friends) quickly realize that my boo's friend absolutely sucks. She was weird - totally unattractive, loud and obnoxious, kinda trying really hard to be ball-busting funny and totally failing. Worst of all, she was very rude and disrespectful, which is what really pissed us off. We (my crew and I) brought all the food, beer, patron, weed, etc, etc. My boo offered several times to pay (which we obviously refused) and did little things like clean up, pour shots for everyone, etc. But Cunt (that's what we'll call her friend) didn't do shit. She ate/drank/smoked/snorted every single thing in sight without any thought to anyone else. And once again, she wasn't even close to hot, so her behavior was even more deplorable.

I tried to stay clear of her out of respect for boo. But my anger was building up every single minute - and with every shot of patron cafe. Luckily, my friends are all raging assholes so they tore her to shreds at every opportunity. Still, more "mememememe" attitude and whining and general cuntiness. We all walk to the game and separate (they had tix with other friends), then they come to sit with us in the 4th quarter. By now I'm absolutely shitfaced. I end up telling boo to "never bring someone like that around me again", which, naturally, leads to her walking off (understandably). However, Cunt stays. The next few minutes are a bit hazy, but she ended up semi slapping me in the face (I think in a joking manner). This was not good for anyone. I stood up, turned around (keep in mind i was in row 1 of the upper mezz, so i was facing an entire section) and said "never touch me again" with some insane steroid-y rage face on. She said something toughcunty to me (like "I'm a girl!"), to which I responded "if you ever touch me again, I will punch you in the fucking face". Suprisingly, no random drunk tough guys tried to play hero in the stands.

For some god awful reason she stayed in her seat. So my friend slowly turned around and said "Leave right now. You are not welcome here. Leave right now". Classic.

Anyway, good times. This is why I don't do relationships.

 

[billfred]

So, this was an interesting weekend. After a wedding with my boo on Sat, I picked up her roommate (a girl I had never met) and headed to the Giants game (hotel parking lot across the street) for tailgating. We pull in and meet my friends there and start the partying. I (and all my friends) quickly realize that my boo's friend absolutely sucks. She was weird - totally unattractive, loud and obnoxious, kinda trying really hard to be ball-busting funny and totally failing. Worst of all, she was very rude and disrespectful, which is what really pissed us off. We (my crew and I) brought all the food, beer, patron, weed, etc, etc. My boo offered several times to pay (which we obviously refused) and did little things like clean up, pour shots for everyone, etc. But Cunt (that's what we'll call her friend) didn't do shit. She ate/drank/smoked/snorted every single thing in sight without any thought to anyone else. And once again, she wasn't even close to hot, so her behavior was even more deplorable.

I tried to stay clear of her out of respect for boo. But my anger was building up every single minute - and with every shot of patron cafe. Luckily, my friends are all raging assholes so they tore her to shreds at every opportunity. Still, more "mememememe" attitude and whining and general cuntiness. We all walk to the game and separate (they had tix with other friends), then they come to sit with us in the 4th quarter. By now I'm absolutely shitfaced. I end up telling boo to "never bring someone like that around me again", which, naturally, leads to her walking off (understandably). However, Cunt stays. The next few minutes are a bit hazy, but she ended up semi slapping me in the face (I think in a joking manner). This was not good for anyone. I stood up, turned around (keep in mind i was in row 1 of the upper mezz, so i was facing an entire section) and said "never touch me again" with some insane steroid-y rage face on. She said something toughcunty to me (like "I'm a girl!"), to which I responded "if you ever touch me again, I will punch you in the fucking face". Suprisingly, no random drunk tough guys tried to play hero in the stands.

For some god awful reason she stayed in her seat. So my friend slowly turned around and said "Leave right now. You are not welcome here. Leave right now". Classic.

Anyway, good times. This is why I don't do relationships.

wow .. and how many people here thought this was going to be a thread about what your friend's cousin said to you??

 

[bruce9241]

Was she really that ugly? Because I probably would have nailed her regardless of her behavior.

 

[bruce9241]

Anyways, what you did was fine by me. The bitch had it coming to her.

Even if she wasn't ugly, rude, obnoxious, annoying and lame, she still had it coming to her.

 

[OMEGA]

orblet stay away from snorting stuff

thhats not u

 

[chris302001]

Next time go sb on her and throw a soda in her face

 

[BNG]

She'll love you more now.

 

[bruce9241]

Seriously man. You and your asshole friends need to run traisn on her and film it. Film you guys running trains on her while making her wear a Halloween pig face mask. She'll be your laundry bitch for life. Send her over my way when you're done.

 

[SpyWizard]

I get high on life, that way the copers can't lock me up for drunken behavior..

I've always lived my life.. if a woman touches me, she has now elevated herself to the status of a man..

With that said, i have never punched a woman,,, a single finger to the throat is sufficient for most.. drunk or not..

plus there are plenty of nerve masses..

I love the "crowd tough guys" comment..

was she fat?? fat girls always seem to be loud..

I would have yelled at her that she wasn't getting any more money for sex, if she didn't leave you alone you were going to call the cops.. does her mother know what she does for a living??

 

[SpyWizard]

Seriously man. You and your asshole friends need to run traisn on her and film it. Film you guys running trains on her while making her wear a Halloween pig face mask. She'll be your laundry bitch for life. Send her over my way when you're done.

good idea, that way there is evidence at the rape trial..