"if you touch me again, i will punch you in the f*n face"

[KillahBee]

lol at comments. she wasn't fat and wasn't horribly ugly, but like a 4.5. hippy ugly. terrible clothes. i get the feeling that her friends somehow are convinced that she's 'sassy" or some stupid chick excuse for annoying behavior and she therefore keeps it going. if she were hot, she'd definitely not be as loud and obnoxious. i would never have actually punched her, but knew my threat would handle the job.

omegs - i actually didn't snort anything, just the girls and one of my friends. i was happy with the booze and deli meats.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I tried to stay clear of her out of respect for boo. But my anger was building up every single minute

Sounds like me every time you refer to her as "boo"

 

[BBR100]

Sounds like me every time you refer to her as "boo"

+1
Keep the SWV talk for the privacy of your bedroom if u must.

 

[Smurfy]

so, this was an interesting weekend. After a wedding with my boo on sat, i picked up her roommate (a girl i had never met) and headed to the giants game (hotel parking lot across the street) for tailgating. We pull in and meet my friends there and start the partying. I (and all my friends) quickly realize that my boo's friend absolutely sucks. She was weird - totally unattractive, loud and obnoxious, kinda trying really hard to be ball-busting funny and totally failing. Worst of all, she was very rude and disrespectful, which is what really pissed us off. We (my crew and i) brought all the food, beer, patron, weed, etc, etc. My boo offered several times to pay (which we obviously refused) and did little things like clean up, pour shots for everyone, etc. But cunt (that's what we'll call her friend) didn't do shit. She ate/drank/smoked/snorted every single thing in sight without any thought to anyone else. And once again, she wasn't even close to hot, so her behavior was even more deplorable.

I tried to stay clear of her out of respect for boo. But my anger was building up every single minute - and with every shot of patron cafe. Luckily, my friends are all raging assholes so they tore her to shreds at every opportunity. Still, more "mememememe" attitude and whining and general cuntiness. We all walk to the game and separate (they had tix with other friends), then they come to sit with us in the 4th quarter. By now i'm absolutely shitfaced. I end up telling boo to "never bring someone like that around me again", which, naturally, leads to her walking off (understandably). However, cunt stays. The next few minutes are a bit hazy, but she ended up semi slapping me in the face (i think in a joking manner). This was not good for anyone. I stood up, turned around (keep in mind i was in row 1 of the upper mezz, so i was facing an entire section) and said "never touch me again" with some insane steroid-y rage face on. She said something toughcunty to me (like "i'm a girl!"), to which i responded "if you ever touch me again, i will punch you in the fucking face". Suprisingly, no random drunk tough guys tried to play hero in the stands.

For some god awful reason she stayed in her seat. So my friend slowly turned around and said "leave right now. You are not welcome here. Leave right now". Classic.

Anyway, good times. This is why i don't do relationships.

congratulations!

 

[nefertiti]

I've always said if a woman wants to act like a man, she can get treated like one too. I had a friend like that once. When it was just me and her, we had a blast. But if any guy got entered into the picture she did the whole "Oh I'm such a funny ballbuster" thing. Either that or she got pissed off at me for "trying to steal all the attention." It was maddening. I only stayed friends with her for about a year and a half before I had hit my limit and couldn't stand it anymore.

 

[AAP]

She was weird - totally unattractive, loud and obnoxious, kinda trying really hard to be ball-busting funny and totally failing.

Sounds like she beat you at your own game.

 

[KillahBee]

Sounds like she beat you at your own game.

i'd label myself as mostly unattractive. hitherto, i'm better than her.

 

[AAP]

Well you didn't call her a liar, so she has got that over you.

 

[bruce9241]

Just spike her drink next time with some laxatives. She'll be outta your way the whole day.

 

[KillahBee]

Just spike her drink next time with some laxatives. She'll be outta your way the whole day.

i do give her credit for handling the emotional abuse we sent her way (oh wait, she's got low self esteem?! WEIRD!!!!). my friends ridiculed her endlessly for being naturally pastey and not going tanning on a regular basis. she was also wearing these horrific braid bracelets so they continuously asked her if those "are David Yurman".