If you could have sex with any 1 person ...

[Carmen]

5"10
hourglass
firm tanned skin
brunette
20-30 yr old
Big lips
Big straight white teeth
shoulder long or slightly longer jumpy hair
strong eyebrows
Big eyes
Extremely intelligent
Whacko
Wild (I mean not like dirty words or a little spank, I mean fucking exorcist crazy)
Classy (i know hard to combine... shes an alter ego of herself)
Highly skilled
Knows exactly what i want when i want it, even before I do
Can tell right away when i lie
Gets off easily and often
And of of course last but not least

Really, really wants to have sex with me really bad.

PS if you happen to know a female fitting this description please contact me.

yay! i'm too old.

 

[coverguy]

yay! i'm too old.

not for me!!!!

 

[Carmen]

not for me!!!!

thanks babe.

 

[SoKlueles]

you forgot he has to have a penis

oh, sorry, thought that was a given

 

[Robert Jan]

As for someone I know...
I met the girlfriend of the praeses (pres) of a big frat/ student union here the other day and she was amazing, beautiful and charming too

I met the guy today. He's actually kind of fat. He's cool though, very nice, and mature, and dresses well. I actually seem to see a pattern of guys with little beer guts doing well with girls in uni. Although its probably just guys that are some older doing well and theyve been drinking too much beer.

 

[HdanSjr]

For me, i'd like to have sex with my first girlfriend again...she was WILD and HOT....too bad i let that get away....

 

[Gymgurl]

yay! i'm too old.

So am I

 

[Robert Jan]

That list is an ideal. missing one of the points is an excellent score and means i still want to meat you really bad

 

[Vítor Rage]

Serena Williams After A 5 Set Wimbledom Final.
Seriously.