If I pull the tag off of my matress ... can a cop come over and perform an anal cavity search?

[PICK3]

seems extreme, but who knows?

 

[ortiz34]

Re: If I pull the tag off of my matress ... can a cop come over and perform an anal c

yes he can, just have biteme there to jump on him while he is inspecting the mattress.

 

[jack sparrow]

It depends. Did you call them?

 

[heatherrae]

seems extreme, but who knows?

If you wish upon a star...

 

[the-short-one]

No, but I will if you really want me to.

 

[PICK3]

No, but I will if you really want me to.

Ummmmmmmmmmh ... ok

 

[jack sparrow]

Just call them and request one.

 

[Cutiebaby]

No, looks like your dreams wont come true

 

[PICK3]

No, looks like your dreams wont come true

wtf???

btw, if my matress tag could talk ... what stories it would have

 

[Cutiebaby]

Re: If I pull the tag off of my matress ... can a cop come over and perform an anal c

wtf???

btw, if my matress tag could talk ... what stories it would have

yeah yeah yeah...It would talk about how your face was pushed up into it whenever you had your boytoys over..