I was almost molested by a homosexual mexican gangbanger at my gym today.

[Virtual Acid]

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I agree frackal, like fantom said, take your fantasies about midget mexicans prancing around to the between the sheets forum.

LMAO!!!..... poor frackal

 

[Frackal]

;- P

 

[Test boy]

yea man I know how you feel.








If you just avoid them dude they will just keep chasing you, kind of like girls.

You are saying that girls chase you relentlessly? Must be a rock star.

 

[HumorMe]

Frackal........ please post your fantasies on the Between the Sheets forum..... thank you.....

Oh shit! Too funny!

 

[musclebrains]

I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes I stand around in the mall with my arms crossed and chicks won't leave me alone. Yesterday a skanky Mexican bitch put her hand on the small of my back and I threw up in the Mrs. Fields' Cookies Christmas display.

 

[Kryp2o]

LAMO.

This whole thread is priceless.

 

[gymtime]

I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes I stand around in the mall with my arms crossed and chicks won't leave me alone. Yesterday a skanky Mexican bitch put her hand on the small of my back and I threw up in the Mrs. Fields' Cookies Christmas display.

You do paint a picture.

 

[Milhouse]

So did you spit or did you swallow???

 

[Test boy]

Frackal, I'm tellin ya man...you will get no sympathy around here when you talk about male admirers. I complained earlier today and proceeded to get abused horribly.

 

[MP5]

Today was leg day, I was going about my business with my headphones on as usual and this kid comes up to me and asks me what i"m listening to, I reply method man and he gives me a big smile and walks off...so "whatever" and I go back to my workout....pretty soon I notice this bastard staring at me in a creepy way. He was a mexican/hispanic guy, wearing a beanie, some kind of flipflops, and a tucked in sweatshirt and sweatpants....so then he starts doing laps and my Gaydar starts going off on full alert as I watch him prance around the track may1010 style, only gayer.

So I walk up to refill my waterbottle, right near the exit of the gym, as I'm walking back to the floor I see him cuming the other way, he looks me in the eye and I turn away quickly teasing him while we pass each other, then I feel this had slide down my back and I literally popped a boner and whipped it out, sliding my headphones back, just in time to see him stick his finger up my ass....I believe he would have stuffed it in my mouth if I had not moved so quickly.

What the fuck, I had to read that a second time before I caught what you had written, you perv.