I have to take a drug test at a court bulding!!! HELP

[hanibal]

HERE'S WHAT U DO PERIOD:
get quick fix 4.0 synthetic urine. comes in a small squirt top container which will be stored in tighty whities, it has a temp strip on it. b4 u leave house u heat in microwave for 10 sec increments till temp stays around 100-110. then u take out and wrap supplied heat pack to it w/ rubber band. that will keep it at that temp 4 4 hours. when u go piss, stick squirt tip through undies instead of cock and squirt. it's yellow and has everything which they check 4 in drug tests, at perfect levels. even if they watch u, which they might not, they won't stare at your cock, maybe standing behind u. google urine-luck.com. something like that, is the site. i've used it w/ ease and passed. alot of others in pot community too. good luck.
i didn't read entire thread but what are they checking u for and why?

 

[b_light]

Dude if you that worried dont fuck around with shit that might work, pump some clean urine in your bladder and piss that out like in the movie the program.

 

[binö]

i can't believe foolio isn't on the whizzinator scene
the perfect solution

 

[b_light]

filling your bladder with someone's piss is where its at, it will hurt i bet but its fool proof, no way to prove you did it really.

 

[LiquidPhire]

Some drug tests they put you in a mirrored room with everything taped off and have 2 CO's stare at you so if your "whizzanator" isnt the right "shade" your fucked

But yea I am going to rule out it being a probation/parole drug test because of the costs... Unless your some huge bodybuilder who was in trouble for distribution/possession of AS previously. Just my 2 cents. Anyway fucken answer us

 

[joseph william]

are you on drug court? sounds like you are. Thats the highest level of probation there is and every participant takes urines right in the court room. and i know for a fact that if you are on that they stand in the bathroom right next to you. damn i didnt know probation actually tests for that... that sucks they had me nervous for a little bit. Thats fuckin bullshit once you are in the system you cant even look too good.

 

[Zuperman]

he's NJ state trooper!

 

[Slyder190]

He's hidin somethin. Somethin aint right.

 

[chaos13]

alittle bit fishy

 

[Mavafanculo]

he's George Mitchell gathering intel on the latest test-beating techniques in the roid community