I have to take a drug test at a court bulding!!! HELP

[chaos13]

is this Roger Clemens????

 

[supertech69]

Christ guys, cut it out, there's obviously a reason he's not telling you why, just leave it alone. It's people who talk too much that find their ass in a ringer!

 

[adpeterson33]

Im an NCAA drug tested athlete ive heard of one solution that took care of deca-steroid cleanse other than that you got to pump some clean urine like in the movie the program with a catheter

 

[BenchTime]

Im an NCAA drug tested athlete ive heard of one solution that took care of Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - -steroid cleanse other than that you got to pump some clean urine like in the movie the program with a catheter

I dont have the balls to do that. I will do the false bladder method. I have done this several times in the past but not at a court building. I am not on paroll or probation and I am not being charged with any crime. I dont care about a pat down before entering a room to piss, I am worried if someone will stand over me and watch. If they ask to come in I will tell them to get the f@%k out.

 

[adpeterson33]

Being in the NCAA we suffer the worst drug testing methods. They'll make you wash your hands and ask you if your carrying a fake dick. If you lie, your done and automatically fail. Then they sit down in a chair in front of you and make you drop your pants to ankle level. They shit at dick level and watch you urinate. If you get this, buy the steroid cleanse now! It has worked for many athletes and some are starting to say it can cleanse Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - .

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

So should I try the drinking a ton of water method and how quick will the test results take?

the only 2 ways to beat a drug test in never to use or use fake urine. do a google for fake urine. A friend of mine smokes out daily and is in the medical field an has changed jobs 3 times in the past 3 years and has passed all of his test with fake urine. it has all the electrolytes needed and even heats up to the proper temp. I lost contatc with this guy so i am unsure what it was.

Why would anyone point you out like that? Did you piss someone off?

I doubt dilution and MV will work. I have seen a lot of kids come throuigh our ER sicker than shit doing those hair brained Ideas of Vit c and niacin to pass a drug test.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

damn bro...good looking out with the info

Not flaming the guy. i know he is a good brpo but I am calling bullshit on this strategy

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

or a high school student anyways on the diluting there is no law on how much water one can drink but they will still fail you if they feel it's diluted and they call it a dilute test.

they will do a retest

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

My buddy just passed a drug test by using someone elses urine, he kept it in a small hand sanitizer bottle. They didn't search his shoe for some reason, its definitely a risk.

How did he keep it at the proper temp?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

HERE'S WHAT U DO PERIOD:
get quick fix 4.0 synthetic urine. comes in a small squirt top container which will be stored in tighty whities, it has a temp strip on it. b4 u leave house u heat in microwave for 10 sec increments till temp stays around 100-110. then u take out and wrap supplied heat pack to it w/ rubber band. that will keep it at that temp 4 4 hours. when u go piss, stick squirt tip through undies instead of cock and squirt. it's yellow and has everything which they check 4 in drug tests, at perfect levels. even if they watch u, which they might not, they won't stare at your cock, maybe standing behind u. google urine-luck.com. something like that, is the site. i've used it w/ ease and passed. alot of others in pot community too. good luck.
i didn't read entire thread but what are they checking u for and why?

this si what ya need. this is the exact thing my firend used. needs to be at least 30 ml though. they give you a line you have to fill to.