I have to take a drug test at a court bulding!!! HELP

[Pat_McCrotch]

Im an NCAA drug tested athlete ive heard of one solution that took care of Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - -steroid cleanse other than that you got to pump some clean urine like in the movie the program with a catheter

From what i remember of stroid cleanse it doesnt work on Deca?

I only glanced at it. post up the site.

 

[BenchTime]

From what i remember of stroid cleanse it doesnt work on Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - ?

I only glanced at it. post up the site.

I ended up making the perfect false bladder, let you know how it goes on Wensday. I will be using girlfriends piss.

 

[Acela]

I ended up making the perfect false bladder, let you know how it goes on Wensday. I will be using girlfriends piss.

maybe find out if anything in female urine would come up differently in a piss test (versus a man's urine)

 

[02gixxersix]

he's George Mitchell gathering intel on the latest test-beating techniques in the roid community

Strangely enough that is exactly what I was thinking. We'll see these responses on the news and look like a bunch of drug addicts trying to beat the system. How is he "too big to be natural" on 80mg of test a week anyway?

 

[02gixxersix]

Im an NCAA drug tested athlete ive heard of one solution that took care of Deca-Durabolin - nandrolone decanoate - -steroid cleanse other than that you got to pump some clean urine like in the movie the program with a catheter

Let's not keep suggesting this pump your bladder full of someone else's urine thing. It may work but you run the risk of serious infections and it's just not worth it.

 

[jeremy02]

There are pills called Niacin you can get at the GNC. 100 for about 15 dollars. Take 7 a day until your test. They will turn your skin fire red and you will burn like fuck.


Had a friend on probation for armed robbery, possession with intent to sell, other bullshit. Had to get drug tested once a week. Smoked every weekend and took Niacin. Didn't get busted even once.


Not sure if it works the same for steroids, but it's worth a shot!

 

[BenchTime]

Strangely enough that is exactly what I was thinking. We'll see these responses on the news and look like a bunch of drug addicts trying to beat the system. How is he "too big to be natural" on 80mg of test a week anyway?

I am just doing small dosage to mantain, starting working out when I was 13 and in my 30's now. Ive managed to put on just over 70lb over the years

 

[crxdog]

Goodluck dude !

 

[khemix]

Heres what I do:

Have someone clean pee for me. Put it in a small vanilla bottle, etc.

Place botle in crease between leg and nuts. You get the hang of walking, etc. This keeps it the proper temp and has worked for me 4 times.

Good luck

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

maybe find out if anything in female urine would come up differently in a piss test (versus a man's urine)

The onlyt hing different would be if she is pregnant and they do a preg test. they typically do a simple UA to check for any abnormalities then run the other. atleast in my experience.