I fell asleep on the ground outside the door of my friend's apartment last night

[nimbus]

Probably. I was in line at the self check thing and this guy went to butt in front of the lady in front of me. She said "excuse me, but I'm next." He called her a cunt and went to spit on her, but he got me. I said "the fuck is wrong with you asshole?" Hed stepped right up to me, so I dropped my milk and caught him right on the chin before he was able to take a swing. His legs buckled and he was out. The milk gallon broke and I threw my sneakers away because I knew they'd smell like sour milk eventually. But yeah, my hand hurts.

LOL YOU ARE MY HeRO!

 

[gonelifting]

A guy accidently bumped into me in a club once. I turned to him, grabbed his drink from his hand, drank the whole thing in one shot, and gave it back to him (he took it, lol) . I turned back around and walked away.


While walking away, I was hoping I didn't get clocked on the back of the head. Ehh, that's the chance you take.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Damn how did I miss this thread? lol Calveless Wonder I'm kind of scared of the two of us hanging out together!

 

[ceo]

Probably. I was in line at the self check thing and this guy went to butt in front of the lady in front of me. She said "excuse me, but I'm next." He called her a cunt and went to spit on her, but he got me. I said "the fuck is wrong with you asshole?" Hed stepped right up to me, so I dropped my milk and caught him right on the chin before he was able to take a swing. His legs buckled and he was out. The milk gallon broke and I threw my sneakers away because I knew they'd smell like sour milk eventually. But yeah, my hand hurts.

macushla! macushla! macushla!

lol. Nice work Bro Louis. You done the right thing. Were you outta there before the coppers got there?

 

[Beachboy6294]

I one punched a guy at Albertson's on Friday. My hand is swollen as fuck and I can hardly close it. Dropped the fucker lights out though. He got arrested.

 

[jnevin]

macushla! macushla! macushla!

lol. Nice work Bro Louis. You done the right thing. Were you outta there before the coppers got there?

No, there was a cop in the front office of the store. I just waited because I knew he'd get called anyway.

 

[gonelifting]

*Note to self* Don't cut in line, in front of Jnev.

Good stories all around. You crazy fuckers.

 

[binö]

lol great stories
i've got a mean right hook, but if i miss i'm fucked