I fell asleep on the ground outside the door of my friend's apartment last night

[jnevin]

I one punched a guy at Albertson's on Friday. My hand is swollen as fuck and I can hardly close it. Dropped the fucker lights out though. He got arrested.

 

[calveless wonder]

I one punched a guy at Albertson's on Friday. My hand is swollen as fuck and I can hardly close it. Dropped the fucker lights out though. He got arrested.

LMAO, what happened? is that when you called me?

my phone was/is fucked. i have to take care of it today

 

[SpyWizard]

fuck. what a rough night

i was curled up in the fetal position directly outside the door. i was probably out for a good hour. My friend opened the door and hit me by accident trying to see where i went. he saw me passed out and was cracking up trying to get me inside. i fell back asleep for another 20 minutes before going on lol. no one saw me though and i felt alot better when i woke up

i went out there to throw up but when i laid on the ground my stomach stopped hurting. it was only the spot where the spins weren't getting to me!
i was fine until we got to his place and i took a bong hit of white widow. felt great for 15 minutes and then all downhill from there

I also got into a fight last night.
Well, not much of a fight. I was at this bar in fort lauderdale and was wandering off chatting with some cuties i met there....i went back to check on my friends because i disappeared for like an hour and i see this skinny wannabe guido douchbag jawing at my friend. I have no idea why, but anyways the kid is yelling some shit and then looks at me and starts screaming at me.
I didnt even say a word or even give him a dirty look before that because i was trying to see what happened.

so he pushed or punched my friend like 10 seconds later to get to me. i dont remember which, either way it was pussy as hell and didnt even phase him. Right after, he kicked me, but he kicked me like a girl!! LMAO. it was hilarious.
instantly i thought, oh my god...this is kid is fuckin dead.
So i fuckin socked this kid in the side of the head and completely disoriented him

the bouncers and the cop that was there saw the entire thing and the bouncers headlocked him right after i hit him LOL. They didn't even touch me and just told me to stand back. I wish i could have told this kid if he wants to try to be one of those guidos that is a jackass and fights everybody he should probably start eating something or learn how to fight.
i dont fight much these days because its not worth it anymore, but it brought me back in time a little to light up some prick that clearly deserved it. If the bouncers didn't get to him im not sure what i would have done to him

fortunately it didn't ruin what was an otherwise awesome night. met lots of good looking wimminz that were super friendly and approachable, made a few new friends (i accidently put a cigarette out in their drink so i offered to buy them a new one) and pretty much ran the joint.

 

[jnevin]

LMAO, what happened? is that when you called me?

my phone was/is fucked. i have to take care of it today

Probably. I was in line at the self check thing and this guy went to butt in front of the lady in front of me. She said "excuse me, but I'm next." He called her a cunt and went to spit on her, but he got me. I said "the fuck is wrong with you asshole?" Hed stepped right up to me, so I dropped my milk and caught him right on the chin before he was able to take a swing. His legs buckled and he was out. The milk gallon broke and I threw my sneakers away because I knew they'd smell like sour milk eventually. But yeah, my hand hurts.

 

[calveless wonder]

holy shit lmao. thats fucked up dude

 

[silverstar1025]

Probably. I was in line at the self check thing and this guy went to butt in front of the lady in front of me. She said "excuse me, but I'm next." He called her a cunt and went to spit on her, but he got me. I said "the fuck is wrong with you asshole?" Hed stepped right up to me, so I dropped my milk and caught him right on the chin before he was able to take a swing. His legs buckled and he was out. The milk gallon broke and I threw my sneakers away because I knew they'd smell like sour milk eventually. But yeah, my hand hurts.

Damn! Good for you!! What an ass to do something like that. No respect at all. Was it a punk kid or what?

 

[Arabian]

Very nice, did you have a a 5 gallon bucket beside you...lolol

 

[SouthernLord]

lol. the last time I drank heavy I slept on my tailgate in my buddies drive way. that was a bad night.

 

[calveless wonder]

fuckin mosquitos owned me hard. im so god damn itchy right now

 

[Spartacus]

I wish i could have told this kid if he wants to try to be one of those guidos that is a jackass and fights everybody he should probably start eating something or learn how to fight.

heh