I fell asleep on the ground outside the door of my friend's apartment last night

[calveless wonder]

fuck. what a rough night

i was curled up in the fetal position directly outside the door. i was probably out for a good hour. My friend opened the door and hit me by accident trying to see where i went. he saw me passed out and was cracking up trying to get me inside. i fell back asleep for another 20 minutes before going on lol. no one saw me though and i felt alot better when i woke up

i went out there to throw up but when i laid on the ground my stomach stopped hurting. it was only the spot where the spins weren't getting to me!
i was fine until we got to his place and i took a bong hit of white widow. felt great for 15 minutes and then all downhill from there

I also got into a fight last night.
Well, not much of a fight. I was at this bar in fort lauderdale and was wandering off chatting with some cuties i met there....i went back to check on my friends because i disappeared for like an hour and i see this skinny wannabe guido douchbag jawing at my friend. I have no idea why, but anyways the kid is yelling some shit and then looks at me and starts screaming at me.
I didnt even say a word or even give him a dirty look before that because i was trying to see what happened.

so he pushed or punched my friend like 10 seconds later to get to me. i dont remember which, either way it was pussy as hell and didnt even phase him. Right after, he kicked me, but he kicked me like a girl!! LMAO. it was hilarious.
instantly i thought, oh my god...this is kid is fuckin dead.
So i fuckin socked this kid in the side of the head and completely disoriented him

the bouncers and the cop that was there saw the entire thing and the bouncers headlocked him right after i hit him LOL. They didn't even touch me and just told me to stand back. I wish i could have told this kid if he wants to try to be one of those guidos that is a jackass and fights everybody he should probably start eating something or learn how to fight.
i dont fight much these days because its not worth it anymore, but it brought me back in time a little to light up some prick that clearly deserved it. If the bouncers didn't get to him im not sure what i would have done to him

fortunately it didn't ruin what was an otherwise awesome night. met lots of good looking wimminz that were super friendly and approachable, made a few new friends (i accidently put a cigarette out in their drink so i offered to buy them a new one) and pretty much ran the joint.

 

[WhistleBritches]

awsome

 

[nimbus]

accidentally put a cig out in their drink?

 

[calveless wonder]

Fun time and crazy night. lots of funny/random stuff happened in between

My friend's co worker fuckin pissed me off though. it was me, my best friend who was outta town for like 6 months, and one of his co workers.

Anyways, its the end of the night and this smoking chick i was talking to for a good bit of the night had to leave. so i kissed her, took her number and left to the bar.

While i'm up there, 3 really good looking girls walk up next to me. now, this place was full of lestat like average wimminz(minus a few groups here and there) and they knew that. they had that "shit dont stink" look on their face.
anyways, i start talking to the girl closest next to me and she was actually sweet.
we were kinda vibing and laughing and then i started to address the other 2 girls.

my friend's co worker(this tall, goofy, acne face filled white boy) jumps in the convo and tries to work his own way into the group. Normally, that's cool...but at this point i'm talking to the whole group and kinda joking around with them about their group dynamics. He didn't need to jump in at this point, or frankly..at all.
I'm like picking out which was teh crazy one, who's the "mother", etc. One of the girls tried to be a little bitchy about it and right as i was about to casually knock her off the pedestal with a playful joke/comeback, this kid says something to cut me down and make me look like an idiot...being all serious and basically apologizing and saying i was wrong and didn't know what i was talking about.
vibe killer

douche. i threw that kid bones all night since he sucks with girls but he even screwed that up. at least he felt bad and smoked me out, so it was all good

 

[calveless wonder]

accidentally put a cig out in their drink?

yeah, it was fuckin funny.

it was on the 2nd floor of the place and i was hanging out by the railing smoking a cig. i was debating where to throw it over the railing but i saw a 1/3 filled drink next to me on the railing. i didnt see anybody close to it and i was there for at least 5-7 minutes. so i just threw it in there

like a minute later this guy grabs the drink and i'm like "Oh no, dont drink that!". So im like my bad, i'll get you a new drink. hes like "it wasnt mine, but thats cool. give it to that girl standing over there". So i give it to the girl, who happened to be his cousin, and shes says nicely that i didn't have to do that. she started to flirt with me heavily but she was a bit of a fatty. ended up making friends with the rest of the group and chilled with them for a minute.

i bailed when i saw this 9 on the other side of the bar (the girl i mentioned before that had to leave) eyefucking me for a good minute. It was funny, the first guy was asking me what my approach was with women since he saw me working the room for a good bit of the night. right as we're talking about it is when it happened.
i had to cut the convo short to go talk to her and told him why lol. he looked at her and he's like "yeah dude, those eyes dont lie. go for it"

good times

 

[nimbus]

lol, good bro material.. def went above and beyond the call of duty there. a couple weekends ago i was dipping and let two dumb bzs use my spit cup for pong

 

[calveless wonder]

lol, good bro material.. def went above and beyond the call of duty there. a couple weekends ago i was dipping and let two dumb bzs use my spit cup for pong

lol, you dip?

thats funny. how did they not notice?

i'm usually pretty good about the whole fucking up someones drink thing. its bad bro material to fuck with someones alcohol.

awhile back my friend was belligerently drunk and grabbed a freshly poured grey goose and tonic off the bar. he drank like half of it and put it down and then this girl goes "did you just drink my drink?". He denied it LOL, and was so wasted. it was just bad news. the girl was with her boyfriend and and another couple but they were so nice and diplomatic while my friend was being a dick.

so i pushed my friend out of the way and im like, let me handle this. i asked what the deal was and they told me, so i bought them a new drink. the girl was like "You're such a gentleman!..thats really nice of you". she was clearly wasted herself because while shes talking to me shes grabbing me and had her face right next to my face and was rubbing her lips against my cheeks and my lips...with her boyfriend 2-3 feet away.

 

[nimbus]

lol, you dip?

thats funny. how did they not notice?

i was playing pong at an adjacent table, and it was pretty late in the night so all the pong cups had some sort of beer residue. they had just entered and were short a couple cups, so one of them grabbed my spitter off the edge of my table. i instantly went from being super pissed they took my cup, to super happy that they used it in their rack Didn't stick around long enough to see the aftermath tho

 

[calveless wonder]

i was playing pong at an adjacent table, and it was pretty late in the night so all the pong cups had some sort of beer residue. they had just entered and were short a couple cups, so one of them grabbed my spitter off the edge of my table. i instantly went from being super pissed they took my cup, to super happy that they used it in their rack Didn't stick around long enough to see the aftermath tho

lolol. davis whores owned

 

[silverstar1025]

lol nice