I earned "special sex" from the wife tonight...

[Longhorn85]

I was watering my yard tonight with the hand sprinkler and my wife came out to talk to me while holding the baby. She was standing on the lawn and after a few minutes realized that ants had started to crawl up her leg and were biting her. She couldn't slap them off because her arms were around the baby so she just started dancing and screaming a little.

Being the quick thinking military man that I am, I immediately turned the hand sprinkler on her and soaked her juicy legs.

At first she was shocked, then she stopped jumping around and just let me hose the ants off.

I am her hero tonight, and she will reward me.

 

[Zerxes]

Who ever said you cant train an Ant eh brother?!

 

[Longhorn85]

No shit. She is always pretty good to me but tonight she will pull out the stops. Rare for a school night. I applied rubbing alcohol later to add more points.

 

[The Shadow]

lol


The Ant Assassin.....lolol

 

[Puddles]

I know where you can buy some ants real cheap.

 

[Longhorn85]

I know where you can buy some ants real cheap.

sure, but will they cooperate with me?

 

[AAP]

By "special sex" I thought you meant she let her boyfriend fuck you.


Just teasing.

 

[The Shadow]

HEY NO SOURCE POSTINGS......

 

[Puddles]

sure, but will they cooperate with me?

I'll have a little talk with them first...and if they don't listen, I'll lend ya my whip.

 

[Longhorn85]

By "special sex" I thought you meant she let her boyfriend fuck you.
Just teasing.

Ha, ha. For you that would be special sex. For me it would be the ultimate punishment. She has no time for a boyfriend though, I keep her pretty busy.