hahaha i just fucking owned my friends douche bag of a gf

[calveless wonder]

dont worry man, next time a bitch pulls a stunt like this, im just going to stand infront of the tv, fold my hands and pout really hard. it will totally make her feel so bad and so low that she will have no choice but to give me my alpha male sex.

lol @ thinking that's being an alpha male.

chill on watching the pick up artist

she deserved to be called out, but when you call people out and make it funny instead of getting angry the effect is alot more profound

 

[Yarg!]

lol @ u not getting the sarcasm.

 

[borris]

I don't even understand what she did wrong? How did you own her? By being a dick? lol

 

[KillahBee]

If I were you I'd murder the girl and chop your friend's hand off as retribution for this heinous act against you.

THE HORROR

 

[Cal_21]

lol @ thinking that's being an alpha male.

chill on watching the pick up artist

she deserved to be called out, but when you call people out and make it funny instead of getting angry the effect is alot more profound

Agreed. I semi-pwned that one chick @ the gym that one time...but after I realized she kinda pwned me...by my getting upset she kinda controlled my emotions a little.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ u not getting the sarcasm.

of course you were being sarcastic, but what you implied was that you really owned her in your approach and that was being an "alpha male".
my point is it wasn't really ownage

 

[Yarg!]

of course you were being sarcastic, but what you implied was that you really owned her in your approach and that was being an "alpha male".
my point is it wasn't

i never stated that i was an alpha male in my approach. i was being sarcastic that by being all pouty and prissy she would think i was an alpha male. the alpha male comment had nothing to do with my original post.

 

[borris]

If I were you I'd murder the girl and chop your friend's hand off as retribution for this heinous act against you.

THE HORROR

hahahhaaa

 

[nimbus]

"hey it's your world i just live in it" is always a classic in situations like that

 

[Bikini Mod]

Your friend screwed up by not introducing his girl. She obviously was raised in a barn because when you took the initiative to try and salvage the social situation, she didn't change her posture or even have the sense to be *this* embarrassed but she got bitchy.

For a girl and guy who just started dating to assume such a comfortable posture in the home of someone that they don't know (even though he is your good friend, you don't know THEM as a couple) is VERY RUDE. That would be akin to me giving my husband head in the living room of couples who have known us both for months. The analogy is a bit strong, but I think you understand what I am trying to say.

Either way, you did the right thing. Hopefully your friend won't be getting too serious with this girl. If he does, he gets what he deserves. LOL