hahaha i just fucking owned my friends douche bag of a gf

[Yarg!]

hes got this new girl that hes been going out with for like a week. anyways...
they were just in my house because i live in downtown vancouver and parking is fucking expensive. so i let him park at my apts parking. he decided he was going to come up for a bit, introduce his girl to me then go shopping with her. they parked in the guest slot under my name, and i told them to just come into my apt cuz im just coming out of the shower. i hear them come in and i change what not. my friend is sitting on my bed, shes semi lying down with her head on his lap. i have a bachelors so the bed is the couch. shes doesnt even look in my direction when i came out of the shower (btw i do have clothes on fyi). so i say hi to my friend and i say hi to his girl, im like 'hey nice to meet u im ..., whats ur name" and offer my hand. whe glances at me, sizes me up, then she limply offers her hand and goes 'sara.' like shes the fucking queen of new england. she then arublty turns back to watch tv. my friend looks at me and just sort of looks down at his feet.
so i go , "wow. you come into my house. sit on my bed and watch my tv and you have the audacity to not even introduce yourself to me.'
and shes like 'excuse me? err um.. well we were just leaving anyways.' like in a bitch attitudy voice.
and i go, 'ok cool. cya then' and half waved, half pointed at the front door.

she gets this prissy look on her face and they leave. my friend glances back at me and mouths the word 'sorry'.
fucking bitch.

 

[Wulfgar]

your friend is a bitch
punch him in the head then tell him to punch her in the head

 

[needtogetaas]

that means she wants your cock bro...

 

[KillahBee]

SICK pwnage man!!! Wow!!! Fucking PWNED#!!!3

 

[needtogetaas]

btw you owned your friend even more...the real reason she did that was to see
1.what kind of a man she was dating
2.how good of friends you to were
3.where she stands on the pecking order between the 3 of you.

1.she now knows she is dating a pussy
2.you to are good friends but you are the man of the friend ship
3.she is higher then your friend in the pecking order and is prob thinking about sucking your cock right now...



now if your friend had turned to the girl and said give the man some fucking respect it would have showed he is assertive is more of a alpha male and respects you as a friend.she might also not think of him as a bitch ether so she would not see you as the
top of the order...



what ever I know shit I am just talking for the fun of it any way.

 

[Kano]

btw you owned your friend even more...the real reason she did that was to see
1.what kind of a man she was dating
2.how good of friends you to were
3.where she stands on the pecking order between the 3 of you.

1.she now knows she is dating a pussy
2.you to are good friends but you are the man of the friend ship
3.she is higher then your friend in the pecking order and is prob thinking about sucking your cock right now...



now if your friend had turned to the girl and said give the man some fucking respect it would have showed he is assertive is more of a alpha male and respects you as a friend.she might also not think of him as a bitch ether so she would not see you as the
top of the order...



what ever I know shit I am just talking for the fun of it any way.

thats so true bro lol

 

[all the whey]

SICK pwnage man!!! Wow!!! Fucking PWNED#!!!3

lolo

 

[all the whey]

lolo

But, Props for not kissing her ass.

 

[borris]

i don't even understand why you got mad in the first place.......... Isn't it your "friends" responsibility to introduce herself to you? Why would you get mad at her?

 

[Megalomaniac]

I fucking hate that shit. I have ran into similar situations before but never handled it that good. Hot chicks coming into my house and not giving me any respect, thanks for the lesson. Oh and what is with friends letting them get away with it. The first thing I always do in that situation is have us both show courtesy to our host.

 

[all the whey]

I fucking hate that shit. I have ran into similar situations before but never handled it that good. Hot chicks coming into my house and not giving me any respect, thanks for the lesson. Oh and what is with friends letting them get away with it. The first thing I always do in that situation is have us both show courtesy to our host.

.

Natural instinct is to call them a bitch and tell them to gtfo.

The best thing to do is completely ignore them. Don't even glance at them. This kills them.

 

[redsamurai]

she's not canadian is she? That sounds like some socal bitch....

hes got this new girl that hes been going out with for like a week. anyways...
they were just in my house because i live in downtown vancouver and parking is fucking expensive. so i let him park at my apts parking. he decided he was going to come up for a bit, introduce his girl to me then go shopping with her. they parked in the guest slot under my name, and i told them to just come into my apt cuz im just coming out of the shower. i hear them come in and i change what not. my friend is sitting on my bed, shes semi lying down with her head on his lap. i have a bachelors so the bed is the couch. shes doesnt even look in my direction when i came out of the shower (btw i do have clothes on fyi). so i say hi to my friend and i say hi to his girl, im like 'hey nice to meet u im ..., whats ur name" and offer my hand. whe glances at me, sizes me up, then she limply offers her hand and goes 'sara.' like shes the fucking queen of new england. she then arublty turns back to watch tv. my friend looks at me and just sort of looks down at his feet.
so i go , "wow. you come into my house. sit on my bed and watch my tv and you have the audacity to not even introduce yourself to me.'
and shes like 'excuse me? err um.. well we were just leaving anyways.' like in a bitch attitudy voice.
and i go, 'ok cool. cya then' and half waved, half pointed at the front door.

she gets this prissy look on her face and they leave. my friend glances back at me and mouths the word 'sorry'.
fucking bitch.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

i don't even understand why you got mad in the first place.......... Isn't it your "friends" responsibility to introduce herself to you? Why would you get mad at her?

I'm thinking this as well, but then I'm not a socialite by any means.

 

[needtogetaas]

i don't even understand why you got mad in the first place.......... Isn't it your "friends" responsibility to introduce herself to you? Why would you get mad at her?

very fucking true..if it was a old friend of mine or a friend that has never met my girl I would have said so and so this is my girl my girl this is so and so....

If I see my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends I tell her stop being a bitch
unless you got a reason...how ever even if my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends he better watch his fucking mouth when he talks to her even if she is being a bitch for no reason...get out of line and ill knock him the fuck out regardless how good a friend he is.then Ill bitch my wife out latter for making my have to knock the guy out.

 

[all the whey]

very fucking true..if it was a old friend of mine or a friend that has never met my girl I would have said so and so this is my girl my girl this is so and so....

If I see my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends I tell her stop being a bitch
unless you got a reason...how ever even if my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends he better watch his fucking mouth when he talks to her even if she is being a bitch for no reason...get out of line and ill knock him the fuck out regardless how good a friend he is.then Ill bitch my wife out latter for making my have to knock the guy out.

You should talk to your wife like that to get her to do anal.

 

[jh1]

You should talk to your wife like that to get her to do anal.

SHe'll do anal as long as it's a second dic.

 

[needtogetaas]

You should talk to your wife like that to get her to do anal.

it only works when she is piss drunk<---- pen intended lol

 

[all the whey]

SHe'll do anal as long as it's a second dic.

lol

That is the only reason I can think of to be friends with needto. His wife is up for a second dick.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol

That is the only reason I can think of to be friends with needto. His wife is up for a second dick.

lol dont you wish

 

[all the whey]

it only works when she is piss drunk<---- pen intended lol

Well, I guess she is a keeper if she lets you pee on her.

Will she let you pee in her but?

 

[needtogetaas]

Well, I guess she is a keeper if she lets you pee on her.

Will she let you pee in her but?

I got a funny story but this one I really have to keep to myself.

 

[all the whey]

I got a funny story but this one I really have to keep to myself.

She peeed in your but?


I thought she was just kidding when she sent me this vid.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5853323

 

[needtogetaas]

She peeed in your but?


I thought she was just kidding when she sent me this vid.

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5853323

no

 

[Razorguns]

she = bitch 0
friend = wussy douche male 0
you = alpha male / winner 1

 

[KatoK]

*note to self......don't fuck w/ Yarg!

 

[nimbus]

you should've stabbed out her eyes and been like now let's see you watch tv

 

[jackangel]

i bet she kills herself now. hardcore pwn, nigga.

 

[redguru]

I have always introduced the unknown party to the known if i am bringing that person into the mix. It's just proper etiquette. Your friend is at fault for not introducing her to you. but she sounds like a little miss priss, and you handled it right.

But ownage? She forgot it as soon as she entered the mall.

 

[calveless wonder]

SICK pwnage man!!! Wow!!! Fucking PWNED#!!!3

rofl x 12

real ownage is when you're tactful about it and make that person look stupid without you getting upset

 

[Yarg!]

dont worry man, next time a bitch pulls a stunt like this, im just going to stand infront of the tv, fold my hands and pout really hard. it will totally make her feel so bad and so low that she will have no choice but to give me my alpha male sex.

 

[calveless wonder]

dont worry man, next time a bitch pulls a stunt like this, im just going to stand infront of the tv, fold my hands and pout really hard. it will totally make her feel so bad and so low that she will have no choice but to give me my alpha male sex.

lol @ thinking that's being an alpha male.

chill on watching the pick up artist

she deserved to be called out, but when you call people out and make it funny instead of getting angry the effect is alot more profound

 

[Yarg!]

lol @ u not getting the sarcasm.

 

[borris]

I don't even understand what she did wrong? How did you own her? By being a dick? lol

 

[KillahBee]

If I were you I'd murder the girl and chop your friend's hand off as retribution for this heinous act against you.

THE HORROR

 

[Cal_21]

lol @ thinking that's being an alpha male.

chill on watching the pick up artist

she deserved to be called out, but when you call people out and make it funny instead of getting angry the effect is alot more profound

Agreed. I semi-pwned that one chick @ the gym that one time...but after I realized she kinda pwned me...by my getting upset she kinda controlled my emotions a little.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ u not getting the sarcasm.

of course you were being sarcastic, but what you implied was that you really owned her in your approach and that was being an "alpha male".
my point is it wasn't really ownage

 

[Yarg!]

of course you were being sarcastic, but what you implied was that you really owned her in your approach and that was being an "alpha male".
my point is it wasn't

i never stated that i was an alpha male in my approach. i was being sarcastic that by being all pouty and prissy she would think i was an alpha male. the alpha male comment had nothing to do with my original post.

 

[borris]

If I were you I'd murder the girl and chop your friend's hand off as retribution for this heinous act against you.

THE HORROR

hahahhaaa

 

[nimbus]

"hey it's your world i just live in it" is always a classic in situations like that

 

[Bikini Mod]

Your friend screwed up by not introducing his girl. She obviously was raised in a barn because when you took the initiative to try and salvage the social situation, she didn't change her posture or even have the sense to be *this* embarrassed but she got bitchy.

For a girl and guy who just started dating to assume such a comfortable posture in the home of someone that they don't know (even though he is your good friend, you don't know THEM as a couple) is VERY RUDE. That would be akin to me giving my husband head in the living room of couples who have known us both for months. The analogy is a bit strong, but I think you understand what I am trying to say.

Either way, you did the right thing. Hopefully your friend won't be getting too serious with this girl. If he does, he gets what he deserves. LOL

 

[Razorguns]

if ur in my castle - either show common respect, or get the fuck out. time to learn an important life lesson.

r

 

[nimbus]

if ur in my castle - either show common respect, or get the fuck out. time to learn an important life lesson.

r

don't you live with your parents?

 

[Yarg!]

don't you live with your parents?

lol oh shit

 

[the_clockwork]

I don't see this girl ever showing her face in public again after the fierce 'pwnage' you enforced. Yet another girl psychologically scarred!

 

[biteme]

i don't even understand why you got mad in the first place.......... Isn't it your "friends" responsibility to introduce herself to you? Why would you get mad at her?

That's what I was thinking. Guess I would have had to have been there.

 

[SpyWizard]

She's one of those women that want to be owned..

It was a test for you, since she got away with it, you were the one that was owned..

but good for you standing up for common courtesy..

 

[gonelifting]

You fucking people are crazy.

If he's that much of a friend, then you don't say ANYTHING. You just smile and forget it. The only mission that day is getting your friend laid. Period. Of course you can have a talk with your buddy later to discuss what a whore she was/is, but getting laid is job #1. At least where I come from.

Alpha male...pussy... bitch.... wtf? If you're that good of friends, then you know each of you are cool. discuss it later. Don't ruin his day, today. But that's just me....



and my firends.