hahaha i just fucking owned my friends douche bag of a gf

[all the whey]

I fucking hate that shit. I have ran into similar situations before but never handled it that good. Hot chicks coming into my house and not giving me any respect, thanks for the lesson. Oh and what is with friends letting them get away with it. The first thing I always do in that situation is have us both show courtesy to our host.

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Natural instinct is to call them a bitch and tell them to gtfo.

The best thing to do is completely ignore them. Don't even glance at them. This kills them.

 

[redsamurai]

she's not canadian is she? That sounds like some socal bitch....

hes got this new girl that hes been going out with for like a week. anyways...
they were just in my house because i live in downtown vancouver and parking is fucking expensive. so i let him park at my apts parking. he decided he was going to come up for a bit, introduce his girl to me then go shopping with her. they parked in the guest slot under my name, and i told them to just come into my apt cuz im just coming out of the shower. i hear them come in and i change what not. my friend is sitting on my bed, shes semi lying down with her head on his lap. i have a bachelors so the bed is the couch. shes doesnt even look in my direction when i came out of the shower (btw i do have clothes on fyi). so i say hi to my friend and i say hi to his girl, im like 'hey nice to meet u im ..., whats ur name" and offer my hand. whe glances at me, sizes me up, then she limply offers her hand and goes 'sara.' like shes the fucking queen of new england. she then arublty turns back to watch tv. my friend looks at me and just sort of looks down at his feet.
so i go , "wow. you come into my house. sit on my bed and watch my tv and you have the audacity to not even introduce yourself to me.'
and shes like 'excuse me? err um.. well we were just leaving anyways.' like in a bitch attitudy voice.
and i go, 'ok cool. cya then' and half waved, half pointed at the front door.

she gets this prissy look on her face and they leave. my friend glances back at me and mouths the word 'sorry'.
fucking bitch.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

i don't even understand why you got mad in the first place.......... Isn't it your "friends" responsibility to introduce herself to you? Why would you get mad at her?

I'm thinking this as well, but then I'm not a socialite by any means.

 

[needtogetaas]

i don't even understand why you got mad in the first place.......... Isn't it your "friends" responsibility to introduce herself to you? Why would you get mad at her?

very fucking true..if it was a old friend of mine or a friend that has never met my girl I would have said so and so this is my girl my girl this is so and so....

If I see my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends I tell her stop being a bitch
unless you got a reason...how ever even if my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends he better watch his fucking mouth when he talks to her even if she is being a bitch for no reason...get out of line and ill knock him the fuck out regardless how good a friend he is.then Ill bitch my wife out latter for making my have to knock the guy out.

 

[all the whey]

very fucking true..if it was a old friend of mine or a friend that has never met my girl I would have said so and so this is my girl my girl this is so and so....

If I see my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends I tell her stop being a bitch
unless you got a reason...how ever even if my wife is being a bitch to one of my friends he better watch his fucking mouth when he talks to her even if she is being a bitch for no reason...get out of line and ill knock him the fuck out regardless how good a friend he is.then Ill bitch my wife out latter for making my have to knock the guy out.

You should talk to your wife like that to get her to do anal.

 

[jh1]

You should talk to your wife like that to get her to do anal.

SHe'll do anal as long as it's a second dic.

 

[needtogetaas]

You should talk to your wife like that to get her to do anal.

it only works when she is piss drunk<---- pen intended lol

 

[all the whey]

SHe'll do anal as long as it's a second dic.

lol

That is the only reason I can think of to be friends with needto. His wife is up for a second dick.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol

That is the only reason I can think of to be friends with needto. His wife is up for a second dick.

lol dont you wish

 

[all the whey]

it only works when she is piss drunk<---- pen intended lol

Well, I guess she is a keeper if she lets you pee on her.

Will she let you pee in her but?